mother, we require sustenance... in form of burgers and frosty and fries and fried chicken and ice cream and pasta and pizza and cake and cookies and

like father like son, even Phantom has a fall guy

destroy gavis bettel by ruining his rank!

bk funds. i did my part mother

also i tried a summoning circle for you last night great mother but i think i messed it up. my bed keeps levitating and something keeps screaming and slamming under my floorboards. mama what do i do :(

is saying "do you understand" your catchpharse

As expected from our esteemed mother! Intentionally throwing games and playing the bumbling fool to lower the funny man's rank! Your inting is so good I was almost convinced you were bad at fall guys!

MOTHER I WORK 2 JOBS AND TRY AND CARRY OUT YOUR WISHES AT EVERY TURN IF NO BK OR WENDYS CAN WE AT LEAST GO WINDOW SHOPPING AT REBEL MARKET

how has bettel 2 not noticed his absence? also as a 27 yr old the whole 30 comment from the ppl at the coffee shop makes fast traffic look so appealing

Dont worry mom, no matter what youre always number 1 in our fetid disgusting little hearts 💖

mother i heard the jester has gotten his hand in marriage ?? 🤔

Don't think of it as last place, think of it as being the one who personally crushed the hopes and sealed the doom of the other contestants

🖐i work at Panera ma, can we go if you use my employee discount?

Mama, I won't ask for food, but can we get a kiss on the forehead? 🥺

okay wait pizza tho :0

Mamaaaa can we at least get snackies?

my tummy hurts :( can we get panera bread

yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger

Have you figured out if these funds will go to you, mother, or will Bettel be reaping all the rewards from your plans this week?

You can do it Phantom! you're doing great for your first time playing fall guys ever

I always thought you were just a little guy, but now I realize... Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Also, you're STILL just a little guy.

you know i missed the whole plan to remove bettel but i wouldve suggested casting a spell on him one that would make him manually breath and blink tbh

While we are on our way to BK can we make a special stop to Taco Bell just for me, i want a nacho bell grande

Mother is beautiful and smooth like raw chicken

Mama I frew up

Hear me out: Famichiki. Can we portal over to one?

Mama is still number 1! Most amazing Mama! 💕

reassurance: don't even have game, no bother by me