Congrats on getting to the contender rank, Phantmom! 🎩VOD Timestamps! 🎩 —---------------------------------Before the Show 4:30 Hello from Phantom + he sounds different 4:50 Day 2 5:01 Hold on 5:45 Phantom voice 6:01 slipped into something horrifying + laughing 6:24 that must have been scary 6:35 him checking on Bettel 7:07 In honor of ruining Bettel's life 7:34 FG ranked + go easy on your mother —--------------------------------- 8:05 official Start 8:20 Hello my babies! 8:44 customizing 9:01 cyberia: mother i heard the jester has gotten his hand in marriage ?? 🤔 9:14 Bettel can't get married 9:51 he's ready 10:00 The ranking system —---------------------------------10:22 Match 1 10:30 Wulfram Xenia: Dont worry mom, no matter what youre always number 1 in our fetid disgusting little hearts 💖 —------------ 10:46 Lily Leapers + he's locking in ↳ 11:14 surely these guys are bad right? right? ↳ 11:42 Never played this game before HELP ↳ 12:16 Forgot how to play a game that he never played before ↳ 12:24 scream to qualified! ↳ 12:31 cyberia: also i tried a summoning circle for you last night great mother but i think i messed it up. my bed keeps levitating and something keeps screaming and slamming under my floorboards. mama what do i do :( —------------ 13:02 Treasure Trove ↳ 13:14 Random Fan Crone Witch: Hey Phantom, you cutie you! Can you tell the Funny Man to sing more HIM songs on my behalf please. His voice really suit it so well. Thank you! Love u ↳ 13:34 trying to sleep at 4 am ↳ 14:07 scared and rabid noises ↳ 14:47 has to lock in and SPONDEBOB ↳ 15:17 upset noises ↳ 15:37 Eliminated + left game ↳ 15:53 still get points —---------------------------------16:03 Match 2 16:15 Whimsy Carnival + Wild-Card: I always thought you were just a little guy, but now I realize... Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Also, you're STILL just a little guy. ↳ 16:35 tetsmega: As expected from our esteemed mother! Intentionally throwing games and playing the bumbling fool to lower the funny man's rank! Your inting is so good I was almost convinced you were bad at fall guys! ↳ 17:00 how is this the lowest rank? + crashing out ↳ 17:27 Qualified ↳ 17:32 AstroMaiacal I AstroMichael: ​​how are you crashing out faster than bettel? ↳ 17:54 Fishsticks: ​​crown count —------------ 18:23 Top of the Trash + crashing out ↳ 19:07 BYE ↳ 19:34 Qualified + he's good! ↳ 20:01 How do you do this? —------------ 20:23 The Slimescraper ↳ 21:24 WHAT?! ↳ 21:50 Doesn't know how to play this game ↳ 22:26 Eliminated + left —--------------------------------- 22:46 Match 3 23:08 nothingisreal:​​why do you have 140k coins I thought you never played this before —------------ 23:23 Full Tilt ↳ 23:47 Morgan: You can do it Phantom! you're doing great for your first time playing fall guys ever ↳ 24:05 Why did he say that? ↳ 24:38 wants to eat everything here ↳ 24:51 Qualified! ↳ 25:00 Pretending to be Bettel ↳ 25:24 His coffee spot —------------ 25:46 The Swiveller ↳ 26:07 will tell bettel this when he breaks through the door + Qualified ↳ 26:50 Gattle Vibes: ​​aren't you 30 trillion years old —------------ 27:01 Top of the Trash ↳ 27:28 Rizzly Bear: ​​You look fantastic for your age. ↳ 28:16 recover! ↳ 28:40 Qualified! + he did it! —------------ 29:03 Kraken Slam: Final Round ↳ 29:27 Locking in ↳ 30:07 That guy needs therapy ↳ 30:20 cackling ↳ 30:47 get him away from me! ↳ 31:42 Eliminated ↳ 32:02 ranked up to Rookie 2 —---------------------------------32:15 Match 4 + oooooooh 32:32 Flame Blame: ​​Are you giving birth —------------ 32:44 Slippy Slopes ↳ 33:02 New Bettelion's been made ↳ 33:27 Myobi: ​​We're practicing being evil! ↳ 33:47 Still forgot how to play ↳ 34:40 Qualified! + is mother winning? ↳ 35:07 he's viscerally upset from the last one ↳ 35:45 Fir Tree: ​​what an..... interesting relationship you have with the bettelion —------------ 36:00 Hoopsie Legends + scarier things than death ↳ 36:51 ARE YOU CERTAIN?! ↳ 37:20 WHERE'S MY RINGS?! + Qualified ↳ 37:50 He can do that, no reason not to ↳ 38:07 he doesn't care if you're hungry —------------ 38:19 Bubble trouble ↳ 38:21 cyberia: ​​CAN WE GET BK ↳ 38:57 He's evil but he doesn't support these ↳ 39:15 Unless it's Wendy's + Qualified ↳ 39:35 The biggie bag ↳ 40:04 Future87: is saying "do you understand" your catchpharse —------------ 40:12 Circle O' Slime: Final Round ↳ 40:24 Lumier: bk funds. i did my part mother ↳ 40:52 Needs to silence this try hard ↳ 41:17 As they say ↳ 41:32 DO YOU MIND?! ↳ 42:21 Crashing out ↳ 42:37 scream + eliminated —---------------------------------43:07 Match 5 43:17 Tundra Run + he's getting money ↳ 43:27 cyberia: MOTHER I WORK 2 JOBS AND TRY AND CARRY OUT YOUR WISHES AT EVERY TURN IF NO BK OR WENDYS CAN WE AT LEAST GO WINDOW SHOPPING AT REBEL MARKET ↳ 43:47 He says that a lot + THESE ARE JUST THE SAME PEOPLE ↳ 44:25 Qualified! ↳ 45:01 Flame Blame: ​​Im so hungry mother pleassssee.. ↳ 45:22 Alphaetus: yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger —------------ 45:36 The Slimescrapper ↳ 45:47 DQ gives bettel issues ↳ 46:30 WHAT?! + going through it ↳ 46:44 screaming ↳ 47:37 Qualified! ↳ 47:50 Aero⚠: my tummy hurts :( can we get panera bread ↳ 48:30 Bettelion's Battalion of Rebellion: mother, we require sustenance... in form of burgers and frosty and fries and fried chicken and ice cream and pasta and pizza and cake and cookies and —------------ 49:04 Treasure Trove + is this what he has to deal with on a daily basis? ↳ 50:47 panting + Qualified! ↳ 51:07 Myobi: Mama, I won't ask for food, but can we get a kiss on the forehead? 🥺 ↳ 51:12 Leff Bardy: 🖐i work at Panera ma, can we go if you use my employee discount? —------------ 51:22 Blast ball: Final Round ↳ 51:40 this is the end! ↳ 52:12 Surprised noises ↳ 53:00 Eliminated due to creature of the night and left —---------------------------------53:25 Match 6 + VarsonVT: you know i missed the whole plan to remove bettel but i wouldve suggested casting a spell on him one that would make him manually breath and blink tbh 54:00 Tundra Run + Disconnected —---------------------------------54:16 Match 6 retry 54:34 Slippy Slopes + Asking about out day ↳ 55:27 Hey flay + Machina X Flayon Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​the tickle creature of the abyss is coming ↳ 55:56 Machina X Flayon Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​did you run those errands i asked for ↳ 56:25 Qualified! + Machina X Flayon Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​you will be dealt with immediately ↳ 56:53 GET HIM MY BABIES ↳ 57:27 Machina X Flayon Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠ ↳ 58:00 Looking at all of Bettel's homework —------------ 58:12 Ski Fall ↳ 59:02 WHAT?! ↳ 59:11 see Bettel do this one ↳ 59:30 Qualified + felt mortal for just a moment —------------ 1:00:15 The Swiveller ↳ 1:00:20 He's trying to ruin Bettel's account but is getting into it ↳ 1:01:12 freaking out ↳ 1:01:25 Eliminated + growling ↳ 1:01:42 Rank up to Contender! ↳ 1:01:54 happy noises ↳ 1:02:04 not even Bronze —---------------------------------1:02:14 Match 7 1:02:27 tetsmega: ​​our mother is washed —------------ 1:02:56 Clumsy Crusade ↳ 1:03:17 Ate a Costco cookie ↳ 1:03:30 Why did I say that? ↳ 1:04:04 Disconnected —---------------------------------1:04:17 Match 7 retry 1:04:27 Clumsy Crusade ↳ 1:04:37 That has to be his memory? ↳ 1:05:30 Wolfster: ​​But Phantmom you have no mouth to eat cookies with + Qualified ↳ 1:06:00 ReddBluGreen: perhaps there are some unintended side effects to sapping bettel's life force... —------------ 1:06:24 Ski Fall ↳ 1:06:42 🎵SkylerG88🎵: ​​The thought of eating cookies without actually eating cookies saddens me ↳ 1:07:31 Qualified —------------ 1:08:20 The Swivveller ↳ 1:08:44 Rizzly Bear: ​​Can we get a Phantom handcam stream someday? ↳ 1:09:51 he's getting Dizzy —------------01:10:33 Roll Off: Final Round + uses his mind ↳ 1:11:40 Locking in + Shiorin raid ↳ 1:12:20 freaking out ↳ 1:13:25 whimpering noises ↳ 1:14:14 Cackling + Eliminated ↳ 1:15:00 Welcome Shiori!

Thank you for streaming again, Mama! I'm sure if you keep practicing, you'll see Fall Guys isn't that hard. Bettel just makes it *look* hard. 💜

You did great for your first time in Fall Guys (ranked), thanks for the stream Phantmom

That was fun! Thanks for the stream, Phantmom

This was a fun stream! Lol you did your best, my clown boi. Good job!

good luck destroying all of bettels homework phantom!! you're an amazing fall guys bean!! my favourite part was when every single bettelion attacked flayon on SIGHT I also love when he calls us "my babies my beautiful babies!!" it makes me feel. so happy novelties I hope you had fun with phantom!! maybe he and yorick can be friends!!

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Fall Guys: Ranked Phantom Edition in an effort to understand what drives the jester to go to war with these bean creatures, paying them no heed in battles for crowns galore! It was good to see you again after going over yesterday's plan, Phantom! Thankfully your voice turned out to be alright, you sounded quite different for a moment there. And do not fret, for we can always bar the way out of the closet with planks if need be! Should prevent him from singing karaoke at 4 am as well while getting blasted. That said, smart move imitating his routine by bringing a puppet with mop for hair. I can only imagine how happy you must have felt at the prospect of it being over for the guild's jester when learning it is over at the age of 30 (hypothetically speaking) after overhearing those young'uns' conversation. You performed admirably for your first time playing one of Betsy's favorite games of all time! This new ranked system looks intriguing, spreading ranks across tiers 1-3 or higher while increasing it little by little. Fighting tooth and nail against your mortal enemy, a singular pink bean, and committing atrocities on an unsuspecting VLC media player bean in Kraken Slam made for fine warmup. Good to hear you have figured out a system administering funds to your account too, all in the name of world domination! As if some prophecy had come true, Flayon has paid us a visit! While he initially seemed threatning, us Bettelion rose up in defense for our primordial overlord and struck back with combined might! No harm on our watch. And I am certain whatever was written in that homework of Betsy's must not have been of great import. Returning to the game at hand, suffering an elimination through the Swiveller may have seen you come face to face with defeat but it earned you the Contender Rank! All worth it to fight through tiredness, a pained stomach, the urge of wanting to sleep and feeling as if your precious eye was about to pop out of its socket! After all, Shiori proclaimed you won a round with your omnipotent skills of telekinesis gameplay. Quite close to glory in your Hex-A-Gone finale, you displayed both technique and skill locking in. We also learned of the zipperlings today who reside within your zipper when not on active membership and job duty. I hope they have it warm and toasty in therey it sure sounds cool! Not qualifying at 99% was truly devious, no wonder you began cursing in your ancient tongue. You see, Betsy loves rage games - his happiness increases when the light leaves a bean's eyes as he snatches the win from them, on the other hand he encounters nothing but mental anguish in return. Such is the nature of these games. I do wonder though whether you and Betsy aren't muddling your memories together without realizing, considering you have recollections of consuming cookies and crying to a movie or speaking of scented candles whereas he tends to speak in your language when making sounds. Plus, the Oundgacs or the entire fur vs. skin debate... Whatever is afoot here, it is mysterious when there should not be unintended side effects of draining someone's life force. Whatever the case, thank you for streaming again today, it's been a pleasure! Take care as well Phantomy enjoy the rest of your day and good luck destroying that stack of Betsy's unfinished homework! 💙 (P.S. to our jester: Manually blinking and breathing after receiving the SC was a masterfully executed bit, you never cease to amaze with your showmanship!)

This was so good! Phantom may have been a fallen guy, but to me phantom is my fallen angel as per always(also my mama)

Thanks for the stream!! You did about as well as Bettel usually does, Phantmom

I love you Phantom Thank you for the fun and adorable stream

Thank you for the wonderful stream once again! I’m so happy to get a week with our Phantmom, it’s so much fun! Thank you for the absolutely visceral screams from the abyss, they were very invigorating, especially this one! 2:06:05 And you did just as good as Bettel would have and got up some ranks! Although, weren’t we supposed to sabotage…? Oh but we did succeed in obliterating Flayon in the chat just as ordered!! 56:53 Hope you’re proud of us, we’re becoming Stronger and more Powerful!

The phantmom streams have been very fun to watch. I love when chat united to kill Flayon and protect mother. Don't worry.....he got better....