a bit late but congrats on the public VP‼ ✨

can i preorder a birthday greeting for my birthday on april next year

to any game dev doing this idea pls recruit jurard as the voice actor

what if i say birthday snail

Oh good i got in on time for banchou’s stream. Good thing there was no yap—- “started streaming 71 mins ago”?! Uh-huh, banchou is still banchou ok ok good :stare::stare::stare:

its been a whileee!! happy you are playing yakuza!!! ganbate!! btw, kev said send luck we been stranded at airport rebooking flights home

This game can be your training montage to Sekiro

Hi, I am a street sweeper. Quit throwing money around. I’ve been collecting it since your first beating, and now I’m wealthy. Please, stop.

HE SAID SIX SEVEN HAHA! HE SAID SIX SEVEN HAHA! HAHA! HE SAID SIX SEVEN AGAIN! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :raid::raid::raid:

its my birthday can i have a greeting 🥺

glad to see you play yakuza again :heart:

If this is the zombie apoc, I can't do it to Jura.

can i get a happy birthday?? pls

I was just told you have a crush on Sadako of all people…what ARE YOU?! Between this and the CPR you put me through, you’re like a living Lonely Island song..

Jurard you complete sneaky utter DINGUS. What the spork is that background FACE in your intro?! This is Yakuza Zero, not The Grudge! Why are you summoning things again?!

Heat Action can be wall, object, attack, everything, read the fine print of the skill section to do MAXIMAL damage. Rush don't have object attacks.

Doing this for your sake, every time you see flame icon top corner, that is heat move, press heavy attack. it has 0.5sec cooldown.

I just listened to the bonus vp and I just wanna say, tskr

"Is something wrong with me?" Sorwarity watching JTR content

I wasn't able to send this the other night, but congrats on 2 years and on the audio drama. You did some insane work on that :heart: otsukare~

Welcome to the modern tech bro hellscape.

Jurard’s Brain = Pachinko Machine, and all the balls are his thoughts, bouncing around constantly…

Which idea am I supposed to pitch to my team leads, again? Chicken Men Boxing?

If you’re telling us to stay away, then you might wanna also close Instagram and put down the phone…slowly…no sudden movements.

That face looks like you got launched face first into Sadako’s god forsaken well…..

You will now get couck fighting ads (freaky kind)

STOP LIKING REAL CRIME SHORTS! Thats the cause!

HE IS PULLING HIS CLUCK OUT!---

Your DVR is on, sir

Love the voice pack ❤❤❤❤