This is why you lock the desktop before leaving the computer LOL

THE *UMINO MILK* IS REAL!

Don't let the cute pink loli distract you from the fact that IRyS has gone missing for 1hour not knowing what's happened to her

🦪🦪🦪oysters in the chat for our kidnapped nephilim 🦪🦪🦪

OYSTERS 😭😭😭😭

Actual thoughts after calming down from laughing: I really like how you took the proposed Umino Milk stream and ran with it for April Fools. This short stream really showcased your creativity and acting skills, and it's something I would definitely welcome more of. Your ability to come up with funny scenarios and use improv to entertain an audience is really good, IRyS. It doesn't have to be anything as elaborate as the Caraoke streams, but sometimes doing a little fun and short stream like this can be a good way to flex your acting chops. In any case, even though Umino Miruku-chan is very cute, IRyS is still the cutest in the universe

*TIMESTAMPS* (Start: 4:36 / End: 01:10:03) ——————— *[SETLIST]* 31:14 *1.* Loli-Kami Requiem - Shigure Ui 44:43 *2.* DIamond Girlfriend Feat. MOTSU - IRyS 58:41 *3.* World is Mine - ryo *[SECTIONS]* 5:47 - IRyS is kidnapped! 7:53 - Umino Miruku Arrives! 13:31 - Q/A 28:13 - Karaoke 52:42 - Design Credit 1:07:31 - Mama Oyster Calls.. *[Oyster GIggles~]* (9:55/12:22/17:04 /26:18/28:28) 28:51 *Sha Nai Na~!* (30:32/36:54/42:18 /1:06:44 /1:07:19) *[A Few More Highlights]* 9:07 “Heylo Hilo~!” 11:16 Language! 33:57/36:20 TSKR~! 34:21 _UMI BEAAAAAM~~_ 54:12 Leg Reveal! 1:08:38 “Bye bye! Thank you so much for playing with me!” ———————— ———————— *FULL TIMESTAMPS* *[Intro]* 4:34 HIryS~! 4:55 “Today I have something Really special.. I was thinking of eating some Oysters,,” 5:27 *Chat:* "An Immediate HiRyS is Rare!" *[IRyS Gets Kidnpped on stream!]* 5:44 *Bell Rings!* “They oysters are here~” 7:18 *IRyK(?):* I’m gonna Capture you! *[UMINO MILK Arrives..]* 7:04 Hearing A Cute V0ice… 7:53 *PON:* Accidental Reveal 8:12 *Reveal!* 8:40 “Where’s IRyS onee-chan? She’s nowhere to be found?” 9:07 “Heylo Hilo~!” 9:30 I’m not her sister! I'm her neighbour~! Hehe~! 9:40 I am an Oyster.. But How’d you guys Know that?” 9:55 _(Oyster Giggles~)_ 10:28 *Introduction:* "UMINO MIRUKU" 10:59 “MIlk of the Sea” 11:16 Language! / " come form the pacific ocean!” 11:53 *Espresso:* Sad Miruku.. 12:21 _(Oyster Giggles~)_ 12:31 First TIme being on the internet *[Q/A]* 12:56 Tome for Q/A 13:31 *Q1: Is that you your natural hair color?* *_┗(A:_*_ of Course!)_ 13:49 *Q2: How old Am I?* *_┗(A:_*_ If you convert my age to oyster years.. I am an Adult!)_ 14:37 “All Oysters when they turned int girls, no mater how Old thy are End up looking like this!” 15:11 “I’m actually not used to talking in front of Lots of people..” 15:11 *Q3: Can I become an Oyster Girl?* 16:06 "My Name is Milk, But i don't like regular milk. I like strawberry Milk" 16:44 Squid Turn into Humans? 17:04 _(Oyster Giggles~)_ 17:21 It'ss Because she's an Oyster 19:32 *Angy Umino Milk Defends IRyS!* "You shouldn't Blame IRyS neechan!" 20:03 "IRyS neechan is Not my Mommy!” 20:48 I want everyone TO treat my nicely and IRyS neechan nicely! 21:27 *Q4: How Tall are you Miruku-Chan?* *_┗(A:_*_ "I've never measured myself so I dont know..")_ 21:48 *Q5: Do you Also want to be an Idol Like IRyS?* *_┗(A:_*_ "OF course! I also wanted to get into hololvie but.. Things are hard!")_ ┗1:30:cm? 22:49 My First Name is Miruku 23:11 *Q6: My Favorite anime?* *_┗(A:_*_ __23:18__ *“Mommy *does not let me Watch anime all day…”)_ 23:58 Is it Just me or is it really Cold Today? 24:16 *Q7:* Do you have any special Talents?* *_┗(A:_*_ __24:28__ I think I’m Perfect because everyone loves me so much! Therefore I think I’m special at everything!")_ 24:41’ mama says I:m special!” 25:06 *Q8: Do you have a pearl?* *_┗(A:_*_ I have pearl heart in my body Right now! )_ 25:41 *Q9: How does that make sense?* *_┗(A:* "Is veything in iworld supposed to make sense? Youtube watching an anime girl right now" 26:18 _(Oyster Giggles~)_ *[She says the Thing!]* 26:46 DO we want her to SIng? 27:50-28:13 do you guys Really want to hear em sing? 28:28 _(Oyster Giggles~)_ 28:49 *SHA NAI NA~!* 28:36 Miruku Threatens to have her Scary Mommy Yell at us 30:13 "I can't stay too long cause *Mommy:s gonna get Mad* at me.. This is currently my recess Time ,," 30:32 _(Oyster Giggles~)_ *[SONG 1: Loli-Kami Requiem]* 31:12 False statt 31:31 Restarting 31:50 *Chorus!* 32:22 Verse 32:43 Pre-Chorus 32:55 *Chorus!* 33:32 Post CHorus 33:53 Bridge~ (TSKR) 34:21 *UMI BEAAM~~* 34:45 *Chorus!* 36:20 Song Ends *[Chatting]* 37:48 Praise ME More! 38:20 i Don't Mean anything I said before! 38:55 "Would you Call me your Oshi?" 39:50 IRyS neechan is the best! .. But you can put me next ro her.. YEAH! 41:00 Kawaite Gomen? 41:12 "IRyS nee-chan songs? I havent practiced IRyS neechna songs,.. I wonder if I could do it.." 42:00 DIamond Glrlfriend? 42:12 I dont need practice! _(Oyster Giggles~)_ 42:18 "I'm not a diamond! I'm a pearl!" 44:30 *SKIP AD:* Miruku Asks you to support IRyS! *[SONG 2: DIamond Girlfriend]* 44:40 Start! 45:06 Verse *1* 44:37 *CHorus!* 46:12 Verse *2* 46:27 Pre-Chorus 46:44 *Chorus!* 47:43 Bridge~ 47:58 *CHorus!* 50:11 “IRyS neechan Told me I can use this Room as my Own Room When I sleep over” 50:42 Really/ where is IRyS neechan? *[LEG RVEAL]* 52:21 *Q:* What do My SHoes Look Like? 52:42 *Credit:* Umino's appearance was done by / 52:53 Inspired by! 54:12 *Leg Reveal!* 56:35 The password *[SONG 3: World is Mine]* 58:40 Start! 59:14 Verse *1* 59:47 *Pon miruku~* 1:00:14 *Chorus!* 1:00:52 Verse *2* 1:02:30 *Chorus!* 1:03:12 Song ends (Oyster Iggles~) 1:03:52 HAs iRyS neechan never sung this before? THat:s Surpsiing! 1:06:44 Oyster GIggles~ 1:06:47 Thank you so much for making my day guys! 1:07:19 Oyster Giggles~! *[ENDING]* 1:07:03 *Mama Osyter Calls!* 1:07:58 Ending the stream fo rIRyS .. 1:08:30 "don't Forget About Mriuku, Yeah? 1:08:38 “Bye bye! Thank you so much for playing with me!” ———————— 1:08:58 *Moment of my life Ending~* 01:10:03 Secret Ending ———————— o7

Absolute Cinema👏🙌😭

What a cute stream this was

Miruku-chan was so cute!😭 Miruku singing World is Mine was awesome

WHAT IS THIS ADORABLE LITTLE CREATURE

UMINO MIRUKU MY BELOVED

うみのみるく 04:31 30:56 １曲目．粛聖!! ロリ神レクイエム☆ - しぐれうい (うみのみるくver.) 31:41 [TAKE 2] 粛聖!! ロリ神レクイエム☆ - しぐれうい (うみのみるくver.) 44:42 ２曲目．DIAMOND GIRLFRIEND feat. MOTSU - IRyS (うみのみるくver.) 58:31 ３曲目．ワールドイズマイン - ryo (supercell) (うみのみるくver.) 0:04:54 IRyS「ふるさと納税で牡蠣をめちゃくちゃ頼んできたの」 　┗0:05:36 牡蠣が届く(?) 0:07:05 ???「あれ～？IRySおねーちゃんいないの～？」 0:07:53 ???「あー！間違えた！」 0:09:11 0:10:30 自己紹介：うみのみるく (UMINO MIRUKU) 0:11:30 「みるくはね～日本語も喋れるから～みんなと仲良くしたいな～」 0:12:21 「みるくちゃんカワイイ？」 0:12:59 「質問とかしていいからね？」 　┣0:13:34 Q. その髪色は天然ですか？ A. もちろん！ 　┣0:13:50 Q. 何歳ですか？ A. 牡蠣の年齢で言うと立派な大人 0:16:06 「イチゴミルクが好き、普通のミルクはマズいと思うの」 0:17:12 「牡蠣も大好き！共食いとかじゃないから安心してね！」 0:18:49 「人のことを悪く言おうとするの良くないからね」 0:19:12 「みんなに優しくしないとダメなのよ？」 0:20:17 「IRySおねぇちゃんはママじゃない！」 　┣0:21:18 Q. 身長は？ A. 計ったことないからわかんない 　┣0:21:49 Q. IRySみたいなアイドルになりたい？ A. なりたい！ 　┣0:23:10 Q. 一番好きなアニメは？ A. ムズい質問するね～ママに1日中アニメやマンガ観させてもらえないから早く自立したい 0:24:07 「声かわいい？うれしいな～」 　┣0:24:18 Q. 何か特別な才能は？ A. 完璧なことかな。ママはいつも特別な子って言ってくれるんだ 　┗0:25:07 Q. 真珠持ってる？ A. 心臓が真珠なの 0:26:58 「みるくはね～歌も好きなんだ。みるくの歌聞きたい？」 0:28:50 「しゃーないなぁ」 0:33:55 「ざぁーこ」 0:34:21 -うい- みるビーーーーーム 0:36:53 0:37:53 「もっと褒めて～」 0:41:06 "この声" 0:43:34 Stream DIAMOND GIRLFRIEND 0:49:39 IRySの部屋を自分の部屋かのように使うみるくちゃん 0:51:09 IRyS doko? 0:52:15 くお犬先生とnico先生のおかげで可愛く仕上がったみるくちゃん 0:54:43 IRySのスマホも自分のものかのように使うみるくちゃん 　┗0:55:42 「パスワード知ってるのって？う、うん」 1:00:42 ah! 1:02:09 とろけるプリン！ 1:02:57 ah! 1:03:32 「かわいい？そう言ってもらえてうれしいな～みるく世界一？」 1:04:51 「IRySよりカワイイとかIRySおねぇちゃん悲しむから言わないであげてね」 1:05:24 「めっちゃくちゃ楽しい今、嬉しいな～ありがとう」 1:07:31 ママ「みるく～ごはんよ～」「そろそろ行かないと」 1:08:27 「みるくのこと忘れないでね」 1:08:37 バイバーイ 1:10:01 シークレットエンディング

IRySがふるさと納税ってだけで笑える

Umino Miruku, imagine that Instead of strange dork, you'd be getting a doll 8-year-old, no doubt Hey, where are you going? Hear us out

I’ve only known this cutie for an hour but I’m sad she’s gone now. This is Comet-chan all over again 😭

UOOOOH FEMALE OYSTER

That "yeah↗" at the end of the sentence really got me...

Never knew oysters can be so cute until I met Miruku-chan! Thank you for filling in for IRyS while she disappeared and it was fun to get to know you

I think I learned more about oysters than I would have liked this stream...

hearing IRy- Umino Miruku sing world is mine woke me up from a coma

なんだ？って見てみたら「うみのみるく」爆誕してて草

its probably the biggest smile I ever had for april fool's day, it was so fun!!! thank you for this very creative stream!

This was a stream alright. Thank you for it IRyS.❤

I used to hate that my birthday was on April Fool's Day, but today, I got to meet Miruku-chan, and for the first time, I actually like April Fool's Day!and I’m so glad that IRyS is safe

A very “UOOOHHH😭😭😭” stream today

It was nice of your neighbor to keep us company while you went to get oysters, IRyS. You might want to change your phone password, though.

Thanks Miruku-chan we would waiting for you again next time .😭👍

A New Challenger Arrived! 💖

New oshi acquired!