Fun fact about Gold Ship: the IRL horse once started late during a race where people literally bet 12 billion yen for his win. He lost.

Fun fact: Gold Ship is an OG vtuber circa 2018 too

I feel that you would like the horse girl Taiki Shuttle, she reminds me of you. Your both tall, both your image colors are green, you both like to eat and you both have uh..large chests. oh yeah, and she also uses a gun in her race animation

horsebullet does not exist it can't hurt me

My favorite racing horse name is Potoooooooo, pronounced Pot-8-Os, because a young stableboy misunderstood the owner saying to call him "Potatoes". By coincidence he turned out to be a champion.

"Who is this nobody horse? I want to train the crazy one." *10 minutes later* "I love every thing about her, she's wonderful. Everything she does is perfect, I'm so proud of her,"

horsemis 3D concert soon?

bubbies...... the horse is here :^I

Honestly, Armis should decide stage lineup with footraces, too. It'd at the very least be great content. Wonder what build everyone'd be?

Why do you have human ears? Why am I asking this HERE when I don't question it with anyone else?

Can you give me your most Fertile Horse Whinny

Sorry, that's what happens when you don't read the ToS, welcome to HoloStallions for the next 3 years HorseBullet

Welcome to Uma Musume! Come for the cute girls, stay for the actually well-written and thoroughly-researched story on the psychology of competition.

Yes Gibby, become the horse, accept the horse. LOVE THE HONSE!

El Condor Pasa has a pet eagle btw…

I told ya... I knew you would love her:gblove:

GoldJordan, head baller of ARMIS

its technically a business expense

you gotta get the idol horse surgery

this tells me you never played love live before