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HE'S CALLING HE'S CALLING HE'S CALLINGGGGG

Some Timestamps! 0:00 JOHN PORK IS CALLING... 2:34 Stream Start.. with Luca calling us 'John Porks' and Enna raid 4:44 Shows what he did from last stream 6:50 A Lucub tried to rizz Luca in streamlabs.. about potatoes 8:12 Wants to be a potato farmer in game, just like he was in real life 9:19 Stops everything so he can gift something to Haley (Lucy TSKR) 10:10 Gets a cutscene in Pierre's shop 13:39 Achoo TSKR 15:09 Did not do the math correctly and needed to go buy more potato seeds + "Are you a potato? Because I like tomatoes." 16:56 Thinks of more potato pick up lines and blames Wilson about John Pork.. 18:56 "A lot of people in Niji are Willy's fan.. But guys, I am Willy's fan- Oh sorry, Willy's my number one fan." 21:26 "Are you a baked potato? Because you're hot & I'm ready to get to know you.. SHEESH! As a matter of fact, I am an uncooked potato." + Does not want to donate anything to the museum.. 24:19 Does a Wilson impression while reading Willy's letter 26:10 This is what young Luca looked like when he was watering potatoes + "Are you a potato that turned into a Pringle? Because you're a snack." 28:34 Someone asked what is the game's name.. and they call Luca 'El Guapo/Pog' 30:49 Even more potato rizz 37:02 Has been waiting to play the game all week.. and he won't have a schedule this week 42:22 "Are you sure you're a mafia boss? Do you know how many people I've krilled?" 45:05 Says a cringe pick up line and Jojo Siwa's movie?? 47:24 What movie role would Luca want? 50:00 Wanted to make a coop but he's too poor.. and finds out that Sebastian is alive as Luca gets locked out of his room 51:11 Asks who is best boy and the hardest to rizz in Stardew?? 54:00 "Zaddy told me to krill 10 slimes!" + Screams when there's a lot of slimes on him 56:13 Screams when a fly comes after him 59:24 Questions if scarecrows are... real 1:00:54 Asks how to get a partner for the flower dance 1:02:27 Haley and Emily cutscene.. and Luca fumbled on the choices 1:05:10 Goes into Haley's room to give her a gift and apologize 1:07:07 THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING ROBIN A GIFT BUT SHE'S MARRIED 1:10:20 Reads a very sweet message and then screams at the fly monster 1:12:20 Goes into a room with a lot of flies.. and he deadge'd 1:17:06 Loud rooster sound and quickly waters his crops 1:20:29 FLOWER FESTIVAL TIME.. and he BOUGHT daffodils 1:22:00 Tries to ask Haley to be his dance partner AND SHE REJECTED HIM 1:24:17 ASKS PENNY TO BE HIS DANCE PARNER AND GETS REJECTED AGAIN + ASKS EVERY SINGLE PERSON AND HE HAS NO PARTNER 1:31:23 The flower dance starts and Luca stands to the side 1:38:53 During plane rides, Luca would just read manwhas 1:41:00 Gunther cutscene and how to read fast 2:04:02 A Lucub is setting up a discord and Luca says they're setting up a place for the e-kittens.. 2:06:10 BIG HARVEST TIME + Demetrius comes to Luca's house to set up some caves 2:18:33 Gives Clint his watering can to upgrade 2:24:54 "HELP, AHHH!" 2:27:32 Rooster TSKR and Luca's farm is on the news! 2:30:02 Questions who got a ticket for Luca's M&G 2:32:10 WANTS TO REVEAL HIS NEW OUTFIT BEFORE THE M&G 2:34:50 Gets a new sword.. and it's not as tough as his femur 2:38:30 More bug screams 2:43:20 Finally found the ladder to leave the cave + "Not gonna lie, you devoured." 2:45:00 FIRST DAY OF SUMMER AND ROOSTERS + Goes to get his new watering can

0:32 this silly man bro 😂😂

The intro killed me help otsu boss for the stardew stream, i feel proud that you are learningg and becoming better at stardew

first time being vod gang......THIS INTRO LMFAOOOOOOOO????????

I open the stream and I see a JOHN PORK CALLING 😭

Thank you for bring us fun! 💛

LOL John pork really made my day omg I cry😂

00:02 JOHN POG IS CALLING … Otsu boss!!!!! Thank you for the stream today I started playing Stardew Valley yesterday too… and before I knew it, it was 4 a.m. and you sneezed so many times today, please take care of yourself!! Good luck with ur offline workge! see you next stream boss

omg cool start the stream

4:36:00 i didn't think he'd seen my comment lmao

お休みまた明日。

Otuboss

Yippee, welcome to summer time, Boss! So fun to see you react to them game for the first time, can’t wait for more! REST WELL

Otsu Boss!! Thank you for the stream

6 hours.of STARDEW VALLEY! great farming tonight Luca! have a good evening!

thank you for the fun stream as always every single time u motivate me and actually take care !

Otsu boss! Thank you for the chill stream today! Wishing you good luck with your work!

THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM, LUCA!!! SEE YOU NEXT TIMEEEE CHUUU 💛💛💛

Very comfy and entertaining long stream thank you so much

john pork is calling.... 0:38 decline!! 12:10 flying ? 17:23 he replied to the wrong person sobs it was someone claiming it was theirs when its xivs 18:55 TRU willy is the biggest fan 19:55 wth i didnt know u could do that- im playin while watching :0 24:25 this impression ww 1:03:53 oop 1:19:45 I wish he knew u can hold down to make it water more area.. 3:03:09 omg yay he knows 1:22:18 oh dear.. that reaction came from the soul 1:24:32 **has to have 4 hearts ** -> **keeps asking out randomly** LMAO all no 1:26:36 the singing is giving beauty and the beast 1:27:08 tskr this voice.. 1:31:37 lmaoo 3:38:09 ayo 3:41:38 what the heck, the girls room doesnt have this 4:00:37 why is his luck so good.. 4:22:07 the switch up and this voice www 4:36:00 well.. yeah kinda-i dont eat eggs but 4:36:37 i hate period cramps 4:50:05 the sneezing girl omg i remember that.. why do i hear it so clear 4:57:10 sheesh good timing

Thank you so much for the chill stream today A very productive section today, can't wait for you to expand your farm even more take care, rest well and I am gonna see you really soonge

Otsu Zaddy.

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OTSUPOOG!! Thank you for the chill stream bosss! Glad your having fun playin stardew valley!!! Do take care and have a POG DAYY!! Eat welll

Dammit i missed the live😭 Well, at least I can watch the vod🥹 SDV is literally my fav chill game and to see our mafia boss enjoying it makese feel shiawase😆💛✨

Otsu boss. Thank you for the stream. John pork is calling.

Otsu