you can have my tomatoes 🍅

according to twitter, bettel is your mama... but if you're our mama... then who was phone?????

My sister says she wants to pull a Messi and 🦵ya like a ball

can you play drum?

Do you like attention?

but im hungry.....:sadclown: Bettel let us get mcdonalds last week...

Phantom. For some reason, whenever hear your beautiful voice, I hear 2 voices but the one in my right ear sounds eerily similar to a dumb purple jester I know. Could you help with my hearing issue?

opinions on crazy frog?

Just got here. Is Bettel RIP yet????

can we have a slumby?

can bettel even die mom

wow mama, you really just knew what i wanted for my birthday! destruction :D!

Mom, why do we have to kill Gavis Bettel? Why can't we just go play in the park and then to the dumpster behind Mcdonald's for dinner? We never spend time together. 😢

Hey cutie. Can you do something for me please… I’m stuck at work still and I don’t want to anymore… Can you come by and use your bad luck power to break the machines so we can go home early? Thanks!

dark mother i dont mean to displease the imps have talked and want to keep the jester. we can clean his tank, give him food, pay for check ups ect ect. hes funny and purple. can we keep him please

phantom are you also the reason they changed the alphabet's melody

whats your opinion about goose &geese?can u honk?

ma the other bettelion won't let me play league on the communal laptop :(

Has Bettle stopped wetting the bed or is that part of the master plan?

Mom can we go over the plan one more time? I remember poprocks, birthday party with balloons, and buy him a car, but I forgot what comes after that

Sorry for forgetting the plan Phantmom, I was too busy going hee hee hoo hoo and being merry :sadclown: Here is pocket money for The Plan :FINE:

do you have a favorite minecraft movie trailer quote

okay, aside from not getting him, are you proud of us?:proud:

Phantom do you desire world domination or world destruction?

Fun facts for Phantom. All limes are bastards and all lemons are evil. So I'll call you the Progenitor of lemons and battelion.

are you also allergic to Peanuts as well as peanuts?

would you consider yourself more demonic in nature or more eldritch? just wondering. and what about phantom 2?

Do you like the director Gavin Bett'ol??? Have you seen his films and which one is your favorite ?