【Apology to fake akasupa】fake akasupaを始めてしまったことfake akasupaによる冗談の蔓延を招いてしまったこと深くお詫び申し上げます。大変申し訳ございません。このreal hakkasupaにて謝罪とさせていただきます。今後全てのfake akasupaに責任を負いません。ハッカのグッズの売り上げは基本材料費だけだから実質赤字なんだけどあなたに一部を送る約束だからね。これは昨年一年の分だと思って。さらにいつもの感謝を込めて色を付けてあります。あなたの健康と活躍をお祈りします親愛なるハッカへ💟

Hakkito-dog vest!

have some famichiki birbo:Hakkilove:

薬の副作用でみるくが出るんだけど、ハッカほしいみたいだから直送便で送るね

best merch ever

AWOOOOGA:Hakkilight:

Lately, my heart has been shattered throughout this month, so I haven’t been mentally well… But being here in the nest has lifted my mood up just a bit~ I’m glad to hear your health results are better too, Hakka~ I love you all so much~ 💜

smart watch fund

what the sad story...I need let u in oga boba more times ☺

one lung is hakka and the other lung is sprmo

let me cancel my membership

i just got my hyprx merch!!! hakka /hakkito caps so cute! charm so nice! big thx my proxy momo (she gifted me cute nifa crochet ily momo! :Hakkilove:)

taking appt for suprapubic catheter insertion for hakkitos. so that when hakka release the merch, it can be used stat.

I'm still waiting for the day that one of you comes out with the Holobrick

oh yeah sorry to bother but some ppl were curious if you ever got clarification on whether live clipping on twitch is allowed w cover's tos? ik its been busy so its fine if u dont know either 🙇

In the winter time, our humidity gets higher (22% right now, normally 6-11%). It has snowed here a few times in the last 20 years (and stuck to the ground). I'm in the Mojave desert lol

Oh no after a hard days work milking, Hakka is going to be a thirsty little flower. Milking nuts aint easy but its honest work Hakka brand almond milk

So if that's the birthday merch, do we get the reverse one where we get Hakkamilk instead next year?

he's taken milking our wallets to a new level i fear :Hakkoncern:

i work at a place that sells them and i have been approached and asked "where the haakaas" are and you can imagine how that felt for me

I'm getting my Modern Milkman delivery tomorrow morning, and I swear to god if you're in that bag- :HakkiOI:

sorry i tuned out so idk if someone mentioned it but there is literally a breast pump brand called haakaa

Is this what they mean by "Dad went to the store to buy milk" perhaps?

It could get worse, you could sell applications for the Banzoin Hakka stepdad experience, Tier 5 memby for him to rizz your mom, and show up to events

Damn, Hakka is the Milkman, he always delivers. Traveling all over the world, helping the Momkitos pump the milk. What a saint.

.........I'll be taking back my last 20 SCs now. This one, too.

Tail Gacha. You either get Pluggable, Clippable, or the SSR "Piercing".

off topic but may i request some words of encouragement/lock the fuck in? i'm having such a hard time with my calc homework and it would mean a lot

Why stick with just tempantsu when you could bring back codpieces? That seems more bettel-branded, but you could attach a plush tengu mask to ur pants

If I buy a Hakkito pacemaker, go to the airport, and try to get through security, maybe I'd get an authentic "Hakkabro at the airport" experience?