There's definitely a fic where Expedition 33 is riding Esquie around and finds Lumiose in the ocean, Monoco gets mistaken for a Pokemon, Maelle falls for Urbain's carefree charm, and everyone gets a Pokemon for a final battle against the Syndicate

There's so many eligible women in this city, our protagonist needs a great profile photo to stand out from the crowd on all the dating apps, like Rotinder and Incinerawr

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hey reine I'm watching you over seas in Iraq I'm serving in the military hopefully in the next couple of months I can come home #godbless 🩷❤

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