I lost it at the firetruck vs police cars fight 🤣👌

It's crazy even when it's just sideplots, you guys are killing it with this

I was eating soup while the embarassing phone call with Ben Dover happened, didn't think learning what choking and drowning at the same time feels like could be so fun.

I do feel bad for the cops. They can’t really have their own storylines when they’re just chasing people down and looking like the bad guys. That’s why so many of them are crooked. Speaking of which! Dover seems to have a lot of money buying cars and motorcycles for a guy who says the cops have no budget and they don’t get paid. Is the police chief… taking money from the precinct?!

Don't think I've ever seen that many cops in one place! 🎩VOD Timestamps! 🎩 —---------------------------------2:10 The VOID 2:38 Gas Station 2:55 Calling Sir Barnacles 3:10 The Australians won the election 3:45 Heading to City Hall 4:39 At City Hall 4:00 Catching up with Barnacles 5:20 Masked villains ↳ 5:36 they are fighting 6:11 Congratulating the Australians 6:55 Calling Beef 7:24 Jezo's Beef 8:30 Info from dog 8:47 We're going to let the Australians get kidnapped? 9:11 Hi Jezos Beef 9:54 WHAT?? 10:17 excuse me, pardon me 10:27 This will do 11:12 Does this bring you comfort? 11:30 Calling each other when they are next to each other ↳ 11:48 Sir Barnacles calling —---------------------------------12:13 Inauguration begins now 12:31 "The Entity" called him ↳ 13:03 Prank call from Barnacles 13:31 Leaving city hall + The Kingmaker 14:49 More people are coming 15:14 Freaks are coming in the Hall + Australians speech ↳ 16:27 Changing the name of the City ↳ 17:05 Pepperoni's question ↳ 17:45 Jeso's Beef question ↳ 18:41 Just leave the cops alone ↳ 19:00 Wan Wanilla's question ↳ 19:24 Ralph's question ↳ 20:30 Barnacles' Question ↳ 20:40 Sargent sniff question ↳ 21:11 Jortacus question 22:00 Cheering 22:14 Asking about the warlock 22:36 Have to talk about The Entity + WHAT 23:03 know's a secret location 23:12 Hit by a truck 23:55 Heading to the Hospital 24:20 Getting help —---------------------------------24:52 Jortacus is the chosen one 25:18 Jortacus breaking down the situation 25:44 can we get the artifacts + The Warlock is tired? —---------------------------------26:20 Going to the Island 26:46 Beef is bleeding 27:00 I'll catch you my love! 27:17 Running to the blimp 28:41 Flying the blimp 29:50 Beef jumped from the blimp 30:10 Trying to land the blimp 31:37 Shirley saved Beef + asking her if she wants to come 32:55 Flying again to the island + Beef holding Shirley 33:47 what if Beef took a phone call right now 34:40 Beef dropped Shirley 36:35 Landed the blimp 37:39 Running the the location 38:38 crawling 38:45 Speeding out of the dock 39:30 this was it? 40:37 On fire 40:45 One final test + Beef on fire 41:24 Why did we take the word of someone called "night Guy" 41:47 Trying the blimp instead 42:01 B and Shirley arrived! 43:12 Who gets to go on the boat 44:48 To the blimp! 46:17 Landed on the dock 48:00 Our cast —---------------------------------48:28 Cinematic time: To the blimp! 49:08 Beef's talking to one of the Roo brothers 50:51 He's still flying! 51:17 B BE CAREFUL 52:09 Sir Barnacles trying to help them 53:44 Going to be at the hospital 54:20 At the Hospital 55:15 Surgery 56:00 Calling Barnacles + Huntrix kidnapped Bo 56:31 Calling Jessie 57:17 RETURN THE MAYOR, JESSIE 57:44 Calling Sky Blue 58:22 blue screaming —---------------------------------59:18 Off to save Bo 1:00:00 The Entity created Kpop? 1:01:24 Where's Huntrix?? 1:01:49 going to have to talk Huntrix down 1:02:04 Fell out of the copter 1:03:24 they shot beef in the car 1:03:40 Hi Ben 1:04:45 Calling Jessie again 1:05:43 Calling Blue again 1:07:22 No way Huntrix wouldn't be dead by time we get there 1:07:50 no one told them to do it 1:08:09 Cinema shot —---------------------------------1:08:58 Australian Bros + Hostage 1:09:04 That's it? 01:10:27 stepping away from the situation 1:11:31 Calling Blue to tell them ask for more money 1:12:20 sneaking around the building 1:13:22 Calling B 1:14:07 so much blood + jumped from the building 1:15:00 watching the chaos 1:15:55 talking to Barnacles 1:16:20 the plan to save huntrix 1:17:11 we need them to seal the demon portal! 1:17:43 Call from Beef 1:18:45 they need to go now 1:18:53 sky is calling 1:19:38 being healed by the reaper 1:20:36 Arrested 1:21:02 Running while arrested 1:21:44 Cinematic Chase 1:22:07 Huntrix is down! 1:22:59 carrying gavin 1:24:25 one low hanging branch and he's gone + crash 1:24:42 running away now 1:25:10 Drive Barnacles drive! 1:26:11 At the police station 1:26:27 getting called by sky 1:27:37 Stealth mode 1:28:00 Asking Reaper to get Gavin's cuffs off + free!? 1:28:40 Info from Ali Cat 1:29:01 It was Mister Beef that told other's to say bad things about people 1:29:41 He's... kinky? 1:30:15 He's free! 1:31:47 Heading to the Court Centre 1:32:37 Ban Roo calling 1:33:45 Beef is in prison 1:34:30 They took Jessie + Gavin is in 2 court cases now 1:34:44 Has to go represent Beef 1:35:00 2 ways to do this 1:36:00 Unlocking the car 1:36:22 didn't get the keys 1:36:39 Beef is calling + his crimes —---------------------------------1:37:32 being chased by the police 1:38:45 Gavin's plan 1:39:37 another plan 1:40:32 Explosion! 1:41:23 B can't go under bridges! 1:41:34 through the tunnels! —---------------------------------1:42:11 chase through the tunnels! 1:43:04 Talking to Jessie 1:43:59 Stand off with B 1:44:45 did you tell the police officers where they are 1:46:00 Going through the right tunnel 1:46:40 Unable to help Beef 1:46:50 Sky calling 1:48:07 On the tracks 1:50:00 everyone's so fit! 1:50:27 Might be setting a trap for them 1:51:14 sneaking out of the tunnels 1:51:48 stole a car 1:52:36 smooth driving + update from Mister Kingsley 1:53:10 Maron the last huntrix 1:54:10 Calling Ben 1:54:52 not going to cat cafe 1:55:37 was taken hostage by huntrix 1:55:58 Calling Jessie —---------------------------------1:57:04 bunking with Huntrix 1:57:34 making calls 1:57:58 Jessie is back! 1:58:27 Updating Huntrix on the situation 1:59:11 Beef telling the girls the lie he told Ben 2:00:10 Barnacles asking Saber if anyone is at large 2:01:34 The Entity could be out there 2:02:10 Jessie going to blame Gavin if something goes wrong 2:03:00 Blaming Jortacus 2:04:29 Making an embarrassing phone call to Ben 2:05:02 Calling Ben for a deal 2:05:27 reason for bombing the precinct 2:06:04 Beef is in jail for 15 months 2:06:42 Dover isn't too happy with them 2:09:00 Why Ben is mad at Bett'ol 2:09:58 Crew off to the save Beef 2:11:24 Reputation status 2:11:55 Telling Ben that they are doing something heroic 2:12:20 Beef calling 2:12:57 Beef plans to sue Ben 2:13:57 Doesn't think The Entity is here 2:14:10 Maybe call the 3000 year old demon? 2:15:00 Have to carry Beef 2:17:10 Those were cops + threaded the needle 2:18:32 Might potentially meet Dover 2:19:20 Behind the sign 2:20:10 Sitting ducks without a car 2:20:16 Beef is being chased by teleporting dog 2:21:00 Beef plan of intimidation 2:22:05 I Dover coming alone? + going to go and hide 2:23:39 Hiding 2:24:10 Calling Barnacles 2:24:24 inched out a little

Another thrilling episode The end is near...

Side quest episode! I love how this showcased that everyone has their own stories going on! Bumtrix kidnapping one of the mayors, Dover having beef with Beef, Jortacus being the chosen one, Pagliacci using clown powers to reach the armour, helmet and sword. I love the chaos of Bumtrix so much, Gavin must be a proud crime dad to see how far they’ve come! Everyone is so much fun to watch, you guys are awesome!

One of my favorite things Bettel has consistently done during this event is called EVERYONE Monsieur, even the ladies. Not once have I heard him call anyone Madame. I find it incredibly silly Edit: I lied, I just heard him say it. Guess I'm not paying enough attention XD

2:04:00 Funions!

(We know how it works by now: COMMENT SPLIT DUE TO LENGTH; PART 1 IS HERE, CONTINUATION IN THE REPLIES!) After pigs atop Mt. Chilliad, magic and mystery take a rest... What could possibly happen to disturb this peace? An earth-shaking back and forth between officers and criminals is what! Delightfully funny chases that kept you on the edge of your seat all while delivering some of the most laugh-inducing moments. Los Santos is a city that never sleeps, with Gavin Bett'ol and friends right in the center! Promised a chaotic scene, how could Gavin resist joining the inauguration ceremony of the Roo Brothers after Barnacles invited him to join? Arriving at city hall, we learn there are already schemes brewing with masked individuals plotting to kidnap the new mayors! Aside from that, the promised chaos began inside the town hall where Beef - under the new identity of Jezos Beef - calls our french director in the guise of the Entity, asking whether his refrigerator was running. Outside for a brief respite from the antics of the CEO of Wealth and Money, Kingmaker on the other hand had decided to secure the perimeter as a bystander. The Roo Brothers gave a heartfelt speech as the new mayors, renaming the city to Los Sydney. However, they knew not about the Warlock's evil plot and dismissed it. Other than that, grilled cheese rates were at long last reduced to a mere 5 bucks and the Irish Pub would stay in the hand of our beloved Australian family. With these two at the helm, the city would surely prosper. Once the ceremony concluded, our three friends Gavin, Barnacles and Beef decided to discuss the Entity and Warlock in a less crowded area but are interrupted by good old Jessie in a truck. Beef must've rubbed off on Barnacles, the way his driving skills declined on the way to drive to the hospital. Ralph came to the rescue in the end and Jortacus joined the merry band! It seems as though he is still the Chose One, considering the Warlock kept showing up before him with talk of dark powers and handing out quests. The gist is, in order to defeat the Warlock an artifact, a sword and armor are needed. Lest the world will meet its demise in 72 hours... Which prompts Jortacus to share interesting new intel on the matter: An attempt at procuring the sword and armor was made for 2 hours, however, the group trying to locate them were told the time was not yet ripe to take them. Perhaps the time had come now? One way to find out! Trusting the word of a man of the night, our friends run for the blimp belonging to Pat and take off! Rolling stop doesn't mean jumping out of the flying vehicle though that goes contrary to all Beef holds true and thus he made the jump, paying the price for it. o7 Fortunate for Shirley to be in the area, healing him and joining the search! Beef dropping Shirley on the way to the island had me in tears, sending her on her way as he was watching clips of his cousing Beef Jezos blowing up on social media and his mobile game addiction getting the better of him. Turns out the island is a private getaway for politicians! Getting the boat was so good, the way Beef took out a local like it was nothing. Followed by the slowest escape from the docks to the small shore where the armor and sword are hidden. Testing whether the barrier holds one after the other, not even baby oil could withstand the ferocity of the flames. Reached an impasse, it seems... How could one possibly make it past all this and still be in one piece? Physical comedy at its finest when Beef drove the boat back in the canal and straight into the dock, Gavin went flying! Rejuvenated in both body and mind after that crash, the demon blimp was put to the test with B-33 showing off her impeccable flying skills. Barnacles and Jortacus were both set ablaze jumping out of the blimp which kickstarted a chain reaction of misfortune. How in the world was Gavin able to still control the blimp when he was at his final resting place? That whole section was crazy, Barnacles trying to find a way out of this with his bare teeth and Beef believing firmly in their loyalty. In the end, the mission was a failure and everyone regrouped at the hospital for a mayoral rescue to free the Roo Brothers from the clutches of their kidnappers! And who else would the perpetrators be than Bumtrix, beloved agents of chaos under Bett'ol's tutelage. Being on good terms with them, Jessie let slip Boo was with them during a phone call despite playing innocent and Sky confirmed it as she is the more sincere than her friend. Never did I imagine to find out the Entity invented K-Pop while the gang was searching for the girls in B-33's helicopter! Her guess that it was for a store heist was right on the money. So much happened next with another rolling stop from Beef and Gavin both, hurting themselves in the process, getting revived by Officer Adrienne before Beef eventually stole Ben's car, driving off with it in pursuit of Bumtrix before he was ultimately shot at. It fell to Barnacles, Bett'ol and Jortacus to meet with the girls at Vinewood and talk them down.