I'm here from twitter to experience

You and the horse girls, Aniki.

いつか日本でホロスタJPメンバー達とリアル競馬を楽しんでる配信をしてほしいなｗ

The Golshi Experience

That description, as per any uma musume stream, is an experience.

0:39:20 axel's sounds of pain while training Gold Ship ㄴ 0:40:53 ㄴ 0:41:07 Failure: 12% ㄴ 0:41:32 ㄴ 1:06:43 ㄴ 1:07:19 ㄴ 1:12:55 "Gold Ship is not bad yo, I'm just a shi- trainer..." ㄴ 1:50:08 Failure: 2% ㄴ 1:52:22 ㄴ 2:04:03 "you didn't do great!" ㄴ 2:31:46 ㄴ 2:38:00 Failure: 5% // 2:38:16 axel doubling down ㄴ 2:40:12 Failure: 7% ㄴ 2:42:56 ㄴ 2:43:13 ㄴ 2:44:09 "I think she wins this" ㄴ 2:47:00 "and that's how we win" // 1st place URA Finale Qualifier ㄴ 2:49:39 "it's semis and shi-, I don't even need to watch bro" ㄴ 2:49:44 5th place lol ㄴ 2:49:53 8th place ㄴ 2:50:07 "ok ok, we watch. We watch Gold Ship" ㄴ 2:50:54 2nd place URA Finale Semifinal

Hakuna Matata, Haru Urara, is a certified fire line, I'm going to make it as one of my life motto.

Thanks for the the stream and the fire writing again 🙏✨

If there was a boy horses game like this out there, I'd appreciate it and this more. But everyone can have fun in their own way nevertheless.🙂

Goldship iss so hard to start with bad support, I just had one run with GoldShi that she won 12/13 and lost at the URA finale 😂😂😂 during the training her mood when straight from GREAT > BAD in 2 turns and I wanted to glue her so bad.

Thank you very much for the latest Umamusume game stream and copypasta, Aniki! Also, I found more brain cells than expected even with the unhingedness. I think Gold Ship's rising up my list, too! And considering your progress with her here, I'm now imagining you making a copypasta with hilariously heartrending angst for her as well. And now, some personal timestamps: 5:47 Cheater Aniki appears! And after cracking that joke, we got some fascinating talk about Kitasan Black~ 7:44 Gacha time! 9:48 While trying to ask about when Kitasan Black is coming to the EN version, Aniki rages about that one Sakura Bakushin O track being played. And after switching the BGM to Umapyoi Legend, we get a bit more gacha time~ 12:08 Back to Career Mode with Gold Ship! 53:57 Aniki breezes through a race win and then cheers on an Endless Dream!! performance! 58:16 Gushing over a Tazuna moment, and then getting cocky against a Training Restriction moment. 59:53 Gold Ship Unhingedness Enabler Axel Syrios has a moment. 1:01:32 Gold Ship is feeling down, but at least Aniki gets to spend time with Tazuna~ 1:03:23 Aniki gets petty about Tazuna. 1:26:59 Another Gold Ship win, and we also have some more JPlotl appreciation~ 2:00:27 How I started thinking that Tazuna might be the baddie housewife that Aniki and the Axelotls have been talking about...and then I realized that "Baddie Housewife" is a joke reading of "Bad Housewife: The Twenty Billion Yen Woman." 2:56:41 Career Mode with Agnes Tachyon!

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こんなネイティブな発言でウマ娘の名前を聞く日が来るとは思わなんだ⋯

You're the goat Axel!