Thank you for the stream Jira

Sayojira Thank you for the stream

Full timestamps in reply *_[Intro]_* 5:29 GAO Konnijira 6:05 Now that I have proper Ethernet, I have the Fugi set up again 6:38 Went on a day trip with family yesterday, I had pasta, pizza, cake and shaved ice 7:15 I had some more hot cheetos. My tummy's been hurting 10x as much. This is the last bag, I should stop but it's so good 8:41 The solution is I need to get proper sleep *_[Free Ambulance Repairs]_* 9:19 This is my safe space where no one can find me, I was chilling here in the loading screen 9:54 "Good morning Jiffany what a punch!" I have a condition 10:58 Alice punch: Is that your greeting?! 11:45 ...Dr. Alice? If you're conscious can you treat my injuries 14:38 Alice running over Justin 16:33 (Driving to PD) Wee-woo-wee-woo (crash) 17:03 Dr. Alice I can't feel my legs 17:45 Police Dept: Treating Muscat 19:11 I just saw Remia 19:31 Dr. Alice I don't feel so good 19:49 Repair shop near the hospital because someone can't drive 21:03 "Repairs are free" You mean the 30k I dropped at the mechanics was... 23:29 Repairing: 23:55 Parallel parking: 24:55 Alice park your car next to mine, so we can be next to each other in every life 25:05 I'm inside your ambulance! I can see everything *_[Dispatches]_* 25:56 Dr. Gaf is married? Congrats! 26:35 There are no patients we should go cause some! 27:53 Joe's getting divorced in 3 years and Prophet dies in 3 years. "Does that we get married and you die?" 29:51 "Jiffany you're my stressball" Your day will come sooner than 3 years! 30:45 You have a broken arm on your head "What does that mean?" 32:34 Alice: "You can't use our garage!" Hyde: "I'm your best customer" 33:50 Stop using fluoride toothpaste. Justin: "There's fluoride in our water in Australia.." (Disclaimer: Fluoride's not bad but for context of the joke it's funny!) 35:04 Gingerbread man needs treatment ┠35:43 Alice: "I'm covering your private parts" Dr. Thyme needs to see that view! ┠37:18 Be very careful what you say Luke. ┗38:58 Nissan when did you get here! Alice: "We have no object permanence" 40:00 Dr. Alice I'll find you help! 41:03 Helicopter license: "You're just making excuses because you know you're gonna blow it up" 42:24 Capital of Australia: Sydney! ┗44:58 Australia has jokes 45:22 The Church of Yaoi and Yuri 47:34 Wee-woo-wee-woo 48:47 Is this the Saja Boys? 49:46 "Jiffany I'm surprised your vehicle hasn't exploded yet" 50:59 I memorized the way back from the repair shop, I don't need GPS! 51:25 "She's too dumb to realize" (Crashing Alice's van) 52:18 "I'm comboing you" Street fighter.. 52:49 "Open Duct Tape Cause You Suck at Driving" I don't need it anymore. 53:12 You're curb stomping me?! ┠53:30 "You're wearing a G-string at work?" I'm being violated. ┠53:46 Get this woman away from me. Don't touch me! ┠54:22 Now I know, if you curb stomp someone who's down they bleed out ┠54:51 Officer!! ┠55:42 You're a witness! ┗56:17 "Jiffany you need to wear something under your skirt." Why're you looking? 57:13 Treating Stoic: "Was Jiffany the name of the girl you murdered?" ┠57:38 Stoic: "Uninstall the game." ┗1:00:30 Alice annoying Stoic 1:02:18 Alice was that a civilian? 1:02:56 Uncle Kim: I fought 100 people and lost ┠1:04:23 Kim's chihuahua ┗1:04:48 This dog is so freaking cute. He's a security dog! 1:07:24 Alice driving Jiffany's car without her ┠1:08:36 Frick these locals, actual NPCs ┗1:08:46 You're not beating the allegations, Dr Alice. 1:09:12 Justin clocking out to go gambling ┗1:09:37 Alice: "Finally, I hate this doctor!" 1:12:07 Can you treat my wounds from when you beat me, crash my car, and beat my dog "Let me treat you babe." 1:13:05 I'm making sure you're okay! ...You're free to go get outta here 1:14:12 Tourniquet on the neck? Is that not choking them to death? *_[Alice and Jiffany's RomCom]_* 1:17:09 Alice: "I saw your Spark(Tinder)" I didn't know what it was until I started swiping ┠1:18:28 "Your description is Jiffany Jiffany! You're like a Pokemon! ┠1:19:43 "Dr. Gaf did you delete your dating app after marriage?" ┠1:20:17 Alice: "I haven't matched with anyone" You're undesirable Dr. Alice. ┠1:21:33 Gaf: "Justin told me he matched with my husband on Spark" This is spicy ┠1:22:07 Alice: "Sending Justin hate mail. Justin you're a doroboneko!" ┠1:22:56 Husband/Wife swap show ┠1:23:26 What the flip is that show? It's giving "I love my wife, I love that guy's wife too!" ┗1:24:16 You think Alysa Liu and Eileen Gu would participate in that show? They wouldn't. 1:25:20 You want me to get on the bed? At work? 1:25:42 I can't jump. "How much do you weigh?" 1:26:17 Did you just strap me in the wheelchair? 1:27:47 "Jiffany where are you?" In your heart 1:28:07 Pictures of Jiffany: Why am I serving cunt? "You know I'm demonetized right?" 1:29:40 Alice's favorite corner ┠1:30:16 This is my corner! "Do we smell like garbage on shift?" ┗1:30:34 Kabedonning Alice 1:30:59 Not everyone's supposed to get a gun, but I want one ┗1:31:41 I think you should execute criminals 1:32:25 Alice annoying Stoic ┠1:32:54 Dr. Alice I think you're psychologically tormenting that man ┗1:33:10 Alice: "If you want to psychologically torture this man let me know" 1:34:03 You think Alice would appreciate me using the pictures she took for my Spark profile? 1:36:50 We can play the guitar? 1:38:11 Meeting Sia N. Court: 1:41:58 The Burger Shot mascot's so cute 1:43:47 You can get plastic surgery?? 1:44:38 Alice playing guitar 1:45:15 Joe needs a gift to cheer up his friend: Alice: "Strippers?" Jiffany: "Blue candy?" 1:48:08 Mask 1:49:57 Secret love what? 1:51:02 67 1:51:31 This is like a catwalk, I'm serving cunt! ┠1:52:13 "I'm Ariana Lima!" You're Winona Ryder. ┠1:52:52 Alice changing walk style: "I do be walking" ┠1:53:10 Sad gangster: ┠1:53:19 Alice you're swagging it up! ┠1:53:30 Drunk: ┠1:53:42 Drunker: That's good keep that. This is how doctor's cope ┠1:54:24 Hooker: This one suits you with your short ass skirt and your G-string! ┠1:55:06 Changing walk emote: ..what is alien run? ┠1:55:27 Heaviest in town: ┠1:56:01 Depressed woman/depressed man: ┠1:56:41 Limping: ┠1:56:59 "Normal man" Am I not a normal man? ┗1:57:16 Dr. Alice I sprained my ankle 1:59:25 Running over Alice in a wheelchair 1:59:36 "Close your legs!"

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