"can we not have ONE fun conversation?" he says, assigning the seven deadly sins to winnie the pooh characters and inventing his own gavis bettel creepypasta

eeyore in review

Everything I learn about what you don't know makes me happy about what I do know. Thanks for the stream! 🎩VOD Timestamps! 🎩 —---------------------------------Before the Show 2:34 Intro Talk 2:46 Gavis Exhuastel 3:13 coughing 3:25 Thanking prechads 4:04 vibing with the new intro 4:15 Done by juva chips 4:30 what goes on inside his head + pixie: 9 months....... i birth 5:11 Barbabun: ​​that's how long elephants do 5:20 Dr. MAGman: ​​Yeah that's a middle aged man —--------------------------------- 5:51 Official Start 6:05 The ecosystem is maybe healing? + cornered himself 6:50 Aero⚠: hope the wife and kids are doing well buddy 7:12 throat noises + he just ate lunch —--------------------------------- 7:30 Things that happened (New segment) 7:43 Vods are about to be gone 7:58 Rainbow VOD 8:22 Ave Maria 8:59 Good chunk of the house map 9:34 Halo 2 Vod is gone for one second + why 10:11 Didn't even notice he did it 10:24 Immersion gone?! 10:52 Juni: i put your daki on my wall but the fabric is too heavy and its always on the floor in the morning, so its become part of my daily routine to put it back up 11:23 For full transparency 11:35 pareidolie: How much time do I have to watch the Rainbow Six VOD? 11:53 advarcher: ​​is the sniper game one also back? 12:15 7 days to die? 12:34 End of the new segment —--------------------------------- 12:51 yawny + busy week 13:12 wanted to play hello Kitty off screen 13:25 Hello kitty during WiR 13:53 Sanrio Saturday 14:09 Testing the waters on Saturday 14:55 Jellybeans with 50 15:27 Blueberry 16:22 what's wrong with the precut watermelon?? 16:47 GOOD FOR YOU 17:20 Patware: Crazy Frog 17:47 softoO: today is my last day in Japan after 7 months!! somehow I managed to lose bettel nui at the last moment so guess you will continue to explore Japan :( 18:24 what was he talking about? —---------------------------------18:34 Week in Preview! 19:07 schedule on screen 19:30 Wednesday is Flay collab at 4pm PST/ 7pm EST/8 am JST 20:04 Menshi planning on Thursday 21:05 yawny + he has so much homework 21:30 hermit_crab: ​​are u Sci fi pilled or fantasy pilled 22:03 A short stream today 22:20 get bettel withdrawls really quickly —--------------------------------- 22:50 that's menshi talk 23:10 Story time : Random man 23:52 He was talking to grandmagoose 24:40 where am i?? 25:03 Cassie Marie Eng 🌸: We're really appreciative of all the hard work you do. On screen and off. I hope you pace yourself and don't overtax yourself. Sending lots of energy. 25:13 The year of him learning not to burnout 26:07 thinking what he's expected of him 26:58 CoachZed: For the cause 27:15 Cucco-McCluckington: cluck 27:25 tetsmega: Next thing you know bettel is going to be leaking his DNA sequence. ACGTATCG 28:09 lumy (ルミィ): bettel where did my biches go. don't say in the mirror 29:11 Melanie 🧸: ​​We respect women in this house 29:40 microplastic: I work at a five guys and the other day someone came in sounding like you. He ordered a bacon cheeseburger and grimaced when I told him it’d be $12 29:58 hasn't been to a five guys in years 30:10 Iguana: WOOO 13 MONTHS when can I transform into phantom 30:21 DS long username: looking forward to the streams this week !!! love ya jesterBigHeartBigHeartalso got my gf back WOOOO 31:27 DS long username: ​​VIRTUAL SIN FORGIVENESS I MEMBER —--------------------------------- 32:22 yawn + what do you guys do when you have a lot to do? 32:58 was actually looking for advice 33:30 Had expectations 34:00 Melanie 🧸: ​​Actually sandwich the hardest task between easy ones got done gratification 34:22 LEGALLY 34:30 Actual advice time 34:45 Coffee shop time 35:32 College kid 35:55 Wulfram Xenia: Get the bad feelings out by whining/complaining for 20 minutes, then lock tf in and do it + Cassie Marie Eng 🌸: When I have a long list of tasks I try to break it into manageable parts to make it easier on me. We all can't get the clear Limitless pill after all. + micky b: as someone who has chronic fatigue, you have to learn self care quickly lol to get things done, I figure out most important and work from there 36:26 His thing 37:06 Bronagh_bro_nah: I can give a bad answer like I don't give myself human rights until I do a certain amount of stuff but uhhhh do not recommend 37:32 Gracie The Persnickety Puppy: real answer? pomodoro timer. do work, take breather, do work, do something fun. helps my adhd brain function when i gotta lock down college stuff 37:52 Thalia Mirek: procrastination is my go-to usually but if I feel STRONG & MIGHTY I force myself to do one task and once the adhd flow starts I become a steam engine 38:12 lumy (ルミィ): i recently bought expensive as sht but proper noise cancelling headphones and they make me at least 3% more productive. 38:56 Binturong: i punish myself with the big light until i finish everything i need to get done 39:45 The big light 40:26 Ruzade 40:44 🎵SkylerG88🎵: Get the small things done first, then the dopamine from getting something accomplished will fuel you for the bigger things 41:04 Cold light 41:16 Crimzon Ruze Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​Wow. This dude thinks I have ONE fuckin' personality trait. I have DEPTH. I'm a fully realized person. I'M MULTI-DIMENSIONAL! 41:51 what is TAZ? + ​​The Adventure Zone, ​​its a dnd podcast 42:22 flurbuleous glex reference 42:37 Patware: ​​who here thought for even a second gavis bettel listened to the adventure zone 43:14 listens to his podcasts to fall asleep 43:47 Podcast story + how he sleeps 44:14 White noise 44:40 Baby sleeping aid, 10 hrs of white noise 45:17 Baby gatekeeping his white noise 45:44 ArdissVT: ​​You want baby food as well? 46:10 Oatmeal raisin cookie 46:48 Crimzon Ruze Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​... 47:32 Crimzon Ruze Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​And you're a CHILD for not liking them. Go back to your Gerby Baby Growup White Noise you toddler. 48:07 Crimzon Ruze Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN: ​​I'm not takin' that from a man who hides his lower half behind a desk. 49:22 Abraham Lincoln 50:09 Gotta leave this atmosphere 50:15 Judge Judy is real?? 50:52 squeaky clean figure to relate to 51:27 Lumier: raisins are the devil i will stand by this. oatmeal good though. we love being baby in this carriage 52:16 How am I wrong?! 52:44 vani: ​​we're being gaslit 52:57 Verdandi: ​​SO YOU'RE THE ONE EATING RAW OATS LIKE A HORSE 53:22 Season salt: ​​YOU COULDN’T JUST CALL US HORSE?

The new loading screen pretty much summarizes today's WiR- Thanks for the fun weekly zatsu

the world was not READY for crabvis bettel 🦀🦀🦀 he scuttles awayy… (also respect on figuring out a pacing groove and adjusting it as relevant! its mature and proactive and you’re always communicative so trust ya steering the ship o7)

Thanks for the stream!!! This one had me laughing so hard I almost byarfed, especially when you learned about The Hatman

laughed so hard with this one my stomach hurts! week in review is always a blast, no matter how long or short your streams are you always manage to entertain loved the new segment of what-happened-in-the-last-24-hours, it's like a Bettel News Broadcast! learned a lot about about donkeys, oats, time travel and how NOT to get tasks done, very educational as always. thanks for the stream

When the intro went "You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record", little did we know it would spiral into conversations on how to (not) get work done, why babies receive all the cool stuff and assigning seven deadly sins to Winnie the Pooh and learning fun facts in every shape and form! Week in Review continues to have it all. Spinning around perpetually while the Bettelion and Phantom orbit you like planets sounds like what would go on in the average Bettelion and jester's head. Such a mood. That said, the new segment of "What happened in rhe last 24 hours?" felt similar to a news broadcast where we all receive the latest Gavis Bettel Land happenings. Pouring one out for the VODs in need of surgery. o7 Never would've expected the Ave Maria to be a copyrighted version, sometimes you don't know what in-game music was implemented until it is over. And shoutout to the Fallout New Vegas as well as the 7 Days to Die VOD and that one WiR that got Secular Haze'd. Brave souls lost to time... Other than that, likikg the idea of testing the waters with a Sanrio Saturday! Better to see how it will work out and if it lives up to expectations, it could very well become a hit! Not washing the blueberries would explain the floor taste, usually it isn't too bad though and you'll know for next time. Pre-cut watermelon is a blessing, for people who do not have the strength to cut a whole one in particular so that's one advantage off the list. Going over the schedule for this week, looking forward to everything quite a bit! RE5 with Flay is going to be a blast considering the last time you played RE6 together! Workshopping and brainstorming menshi will prep for content to come while the island adventures with Hello Kitty and friends continue. I wonder if we will see any more soap opera style drama between the supposed rivals Betsy and Badtz-Maru who wish to win over Kuromi. Also wishing you good luck and all the best with your idol related work and other jesterly duties off the clock, hope it all goes swimmingly and without too much stress! Another social interaction of all time with the man interrupting your phone call with grandmagoose of all things; sometimes people are too persistent for their own good even when they see with their own eyes that someone is very much occupied and cannot/does not want to talk. And big probs to figuring out your own rhythm and adjusting it as need be, you know your own limits best and will adjust accordingly when the situation calls for it! We can trust you to keep in us the loop and we'll be along for the ride as we have ever been! Aside from wanting to pull your hair out when looking at the workload in the chat reflects streamer scenario, one thing that has saved my life working an office job is writing to-do lists of your tasks and trying to look that over prioritizing what's important plus urgent and what can be completed at a later point in time. Granted, the ADHD brainworms are a menace distracting me a lot and make it hard but those lists still helped me tremendously in keeping track and crossing off completed work. Even the big light is a good indicator of knowing when you're done, as painful as it is. In that sense, the idea of working in a coffee shop with your notebook or laptop like some people do does sound enticing, although it'd feel to crowded and loud to be able to truly focus. Your back and forth banter with Ruze was comedy gold, starting with The Adventure Zone podcast to getting left speechless after being accused of hiding your lower half behind a desk while trying to make a comeback and getting hit with the old Gerber Baby allegations! Not Tokimane being concered over the analytics from your work phone because you used it for 10 hours of baby white noise, screencap and everything too! If it works though, it works and babies do have some pretty amzing things available to them which adults do not. The true gem of the stream was learning about Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh; design, voice and lore all in one package! You thinking he was a hippopotamus hybrid with a manatee head and donkey ears took me out, your brain is a marvel and I mean that in the most positive sense. Even playing yourself pronouncing the name was perfection, the realization in your voice was clear as day. Or the fact Merriam Webster isn't a real person creating words. At least we ended on a draw in that discussion, more shocking news to come with the revelation Betty Crocker is a character in Homestuck and that Tigger Fortinite danced. Assigning the seven deadly sins was by far the wildest thing I'd heard today, I'd wagee the guesses for every character weren't too far off. Education is an intergal part of a Week in Review, as such we set out to learn more on sleep paralysis demons and powers of manifestation as a child as well. Children for sure possess powerful minds brimming with imagination, it would be highly likely they tried the Bloody Mary chant and accidentally conjured something scary up since their brains are still developing and growing. Can't believe the jester of Guild Tempus secretly counts himself among the demons, one second he was there other he was but a figment of our imagination. Creating a hypothetical creepypasta of a gignatic hivemind chat gathered in a room with outsiders not being able to interfere lest they be drawn into the hallucination of the funnyman being real is the stuff woven for movies and books. Similar case for the astronaut photo, the figure has no semblance of the supposed wife walking into the photograph... It's looks more like Starman from Earthbound, like you described. Meanwhile time travel is such a fickle beast, countless opportunities to visit certain periods of time, all with potential risks attached to them. Teaching people the concept of numbers by holding up pigeons does sound hilarious and traveling the multiverse to off one of your alternate versions sounds like the plot of an evil mastermind. Perfect for our jester, then! And Gavis Crabbel, with his giant arm like the Pokémon Kingler would be powerful if he graced the world with his presence. Thanks so much for the stream today, all around laughs and happiness in this one! Wonderful addition to the wonderful news I received today, hope the rest of your day goes great! Take care as always, Betsy! 💙

Haven’t been able to be too active during streams lately but thanks for the week in review, betsy!

my immersion was ruined way too many times today... you will pay mister jesterman (i do hope you get that procrastination bug off of you! you got this!)

Couldn't catch a lot of the due to work, but watching you realize Eeyore name by the sound was hilarious Thanks to the stream

i hope someone makes a legally distinct -donkey- hippo asset for you

I love WiR so much, how do these conversations even happen Thank you for the stream Betsy, super fun! About dealing with big piles of work, I have the bad habit of generally starting with some sort of freak out, but after that I make a bullet list of everything I need to do so I can visually see the pile of tasks get smaller as I cross them out. I also use pomodoro to help not stare at the screen too long. Good luck with all your work, I wish I had better advice to give!

Thanks for the silly WIR! Sending all of my brain cells to help you with your work! (although I also have adhd so if they don’t help much… sorry ig LOL) good luck

Sad I missed this live! Glad this vod survived.

Didn't got to catch this one live. But phasing yourself is the right way to do it. I honestly struggle sitting on long streams, 'cause I'm me. And I continue watching streams, I didn't got to finish, on Bettel's day off. If anything, I'm just glad you play games at least 4x a week. Making WiR and Menshi special! Thank you for the hard work, Bingus! 🖤💜

I lpve this opening!

Before watching, let me guess: The blueberries were inside of a muffin?

1:14:39 - 1:15:19 The medicine isn't very strong...I think it's not very effective with the amount of beef, gaslighting, bits and content in this WiR

Thank you for the stream