*Subaru watches stream* *looks down* *crosses "IRyS" off "List of Potential Mama"*

12:27 gamer moment

IRyS: What do I do? Chat: Destroy the Child. Yeet him!

Irys: *gives pacifier Baby: spits it out... Irys: you ungrateful lil sh*t...

IRyS: I'll be your mom for today Baby: _chuckles*_ I'm in danger

IRyS: What do I do with the baby? The chat: *YEET THE CHILD*

"If the baby came willingly, it's not kidnapping right?" - IRyS, 2021 "I am a good girl, I picked the baby up from the street." - Also IRyS, 2021, 20 minutes after the first

Irys earned the title: "Best mom of the day"

Irys: "Alright. I seasoned the baby" Chat: CONSUME IT Irys: It's a robot chat! I can't eat metal! Chat: Chat: So if it wasn't a robot....?

Yes, sir Oozora. I witnessed this girl dumped her child in the sink! This was IRySponsible!

A week has passed since her debut and she already lost her seiso. A true HoloEN girl indeed!

6:47 I’m wheezing bro omg folded like an omelet

IRyS: I will show you my maternal instincts as a mother Calli: **Fatherness intensifies**

"Irys taking care of baby robocco", circa 2021; colorized.

Never, EVER leave an Irys stream until YT kicks you out.

“Eat the baby!” “I can’t its not real” **Holy Music Stops**

12:26 don't mind me

1:01:30 Savage mom moment

IRyS may be a clumsy mother, but she'll be the best mother you'll ever hope for

I never in my entire life see a beautiful and a caring mom *a few minutes later yeeted the baby*

on today's stream: irys kidnaps a baby and is scolded by santa

2:18:24 As long as the baby came willingly, it doesn't count as kidnapping....right.....RIGHT?

Well I mean.... this stream has already proved that there's no such thing called idol in hololive

At the beginning of the stream: "I will show you guys today how patient MamaIRyS can be." One hour later: *KEYBOARD-CHAN -10 HP*

"I don't know whose baby this is" oh no

This stream was just about as chaotic and yabe as I thought it would be 😂 MamaRyS is now canon and nobody can say otherwise

1 week ago Yagoo thought he found a seiso singer IRyS:

11:36 is the cutest sound I've heard in awhile

we have a strong contender for greatest genmom right here

Irys: "There's another way to shut a baby up. Maybe with a tool...." Me: "Heh like duc-" Irys: "Like duct tape" Me: "..... She did not seriously just say that."