My school had a program that would give you points for reading books to spend at Book Fairs. I was #1 in my school and got like $50 worth of stuff.

the book fairs are still a thing, I was at school recently and it happened to be on the day they had them.

Youngpups lack object permanence. "Boss, where did she go?! Waaaaaah 😭"

Flavored lip balm fund.

Did you tell him about the windshield wiper decal?