For VOD gang: 5:58 he speaks 7:13 transition into the Criminal’s Cut

*Timestamps (Complete)* 5:50 Hewwo 7:10 He's here! 10:05 very eppy + old Ruze in a nursing home situation 16:05 dream to be an old wizard + soup talk / what is a soup? 20:05 he was extra picky a few years ago 25:35 what kid Ruze ate 28:20 the square school pizza + food being contextual 33:10 ignore the lag so we can bond + Ruze was a slow chewer / difficulty taking pills 38:20 story of Ruze's mom hiding his medicine in ice cream + big ISP crash 43:00 we back! / His mom refusing to tell the truth 46:35 how we view our parents as children vs as adults + his bloodline ends with him 52:10 Ruze believes his family is cursed + his constant bad luck 56:10 his siblings & how different they look + ISP crash 58:20 the nickname for Ruzebro growing up 59:30 the rest of his siblings + Ruze being an older brother >:3 01:01:15 the fights he had with his sisters / the time his older sister threw a cinder block at him 01:05:35 story of his oldest sister pinning him to a wall 01:08:50 what Ruzebro wanted to be growing up 01:10:45 Ruze & his oldest sister growing up + a call he had with her 01:17:20 pet peeve he has + hyperfixating on games 01:22:10 making new acquaintances 01:24:55 struggle with interacting with other content creators 01:29:25 guilt is constant for Ruze 01:32:10 a secret about him after collabs 01:34:30 how he deals with depression / Ruze invents cognative behavioral therapy?? 01:38:20 tangent about how a god would view humanity & mortality + switch to drawing screen to explain 01:45:05 how time would work for a god + a god interacting with a mortal 01:47:55 a entity dimming itself down to communicate with humans 01:55:25 the difference with Lovecraftian + what do you think echolocation is like? 02:00:35 wouldn't understand a divine sense of reality 02:06:05 Back to the tavern + would a god care about sentience? + talk about what a divine being would be like 02:13:55 💬: I'm starting to doubt the title of this stream 02:17:50 time travel & the butterfly effect 02:21:20 a leaf drops a second faster + does class start if you're late? 02:25:45 discussion about how compartilizing can be limiting 02:28:05 the use of labels / the world being grey 02:38:25 how did we get here.... + the Midwest is not magical 02:43:25 his luke warm Midwest take + renaming a few states >:3 02:47:55 the name his German teacher gave him + Siegfried Axeforge real?? 02:50:25 Ruze is called German coded 02:52:30 his idea for world peace! 02:54:25 too many golf courses + wants to have a new sport 02:59:45 Crystal Maze idea + put the super wealthy in the maze :3 03:02:50 nihongo jozu!! <3 03:04:05 everything that happened this stream + vod question: create a new sport + no raid today

New mind sport (thats a real thing): show a person three videos at once of the same length, then challenge them to describe the content of each one. Person who's the most accurate wins

Thank you for the long zatsu,it was really nice and fun to talk about a variety of subjects and it was really fun to listen to you and hear your opinion on those subjects anyways rest well for the next stream . OtsukaRuze!❤💢

OtsuRuze! From food talk to philosophy, I think this VOD is a certified Ruze Classic and should be in a starter pack Q: Just make Blitzball real dude

Really appreciate these streams they make overnight shifts much less mind numbing

海外の言葉は全くわからないけど皆様の暖かさと映画を見てるような声でとても素晴らしい時間でした！またお覗きに行かせもらったときは適当に宜しく御願いします！いい漢の声っていいよね・・・ アーカイブで日本語翻訳ができたのでみてたら言語もご達者で素晴らしい方だと再認識しました！もっといろいろみたい

It was annoying me but the term I was trying to remember in place of the Butterfly Effect was Quantum Mechanics. Which is a little more encompassing to say the least when regarding to labels. Anyway, very intriguing conversations today! Especially the part about higher dimensional entities interacting with humanity.

11:30 Nursing home Ruze 16:39 Might I recommend making a Nigerian tomato stew? You can make it with canned tomato puree (or blend Roma tomatoes and red bell peppers), onions, meat stock, and the specific seasonings they use. We’d make it spicy by adding habanero or scotch bonnet, but that can completely be skipped! 1:04:45 Car vs pedestrian analogy 😂 It’s called stew because it’s eating with rice, but it’s just soup and meat. Could use beef, chicken, or goat!

Thank you for the stream! Much yapping and existentialism to be had (My brain, being barely awake, was only able to comprehend half of that talk, gonna have to rewatch it ) VOD question: Uh...new sport..I think I agree with Ingrid, Blitzball...

Otsuruze!! It‘s been a while since I could catch a full stream live, so this made me really happy!! Thank you for the early EU friendly stream too, I may or may not have thought this stream was yesterday only to notice it was today It helped me get motivated to get through 2 exams though so that‘s good 🙂‍↕️ Since I will use any opportunity to talk about my heritage I do wanna highlight that your humour is pretty german coded. People always say that we aren‘t funny, but I believe that’s not true. You just need a certain cultural understanding of our mindset to find an appreciation of it. We are very direct but also honest, prefering the harsh reality over sugarcoating topics. So our humour tends to be very dry and direct, but also slightly nihilistic and self depricating, even when it comes to political topics that affect ourselves. So your humour feels very home to me for that reason Nonetheless thanks for feeling comfi enough to talk abt ur past like that! Was very interesting to listen to 【💢If you could invent a sport, what would it be? 】 I said it on stream, but highheel running. That already exists probably but who cares. Anything exists at this point in time.

As someone who served in the military and ran an anime club in high school...i'd say being a vtuber wrangling chat is probs not too different. TYFS o7 edit: got to the part where u talked about ur post stream stuff. And it's known sap nitro here to say: you have really funny streams silly, and we like collabs they're still so funny/fun even when you can't interact with us, we're freaking out about those collabs i promise. i know it's not easy to change bad brain thoughts (though it sounds like you've put in the work to fight a lot of them)---but you care so much about not being too much, which tells me you probs weren't. And even if you were---you'd probs check in and apologize for it anyways lmao. Good luck on making new friends this year, and branching out ya dork. edit2(sorry can't comment like a normal person where i make one comment at the end when i catch up): You're talking about the god thing and how easy it is for someone to misconstrue what the god says and I couldn't help but laugh because we do that with the lore you say so frequently. Sometimes you say something and maybe you were joking or it's not "real lore" or it is "real lore" thing. In this case you know the lore and we know none of it so everything u say is new to us to try and dissect. Now of course yours was the 20000x bigger view with a true god (and obviously you have way better communication methods available to talk to us). But we can't even properly interpret things said by another human and sometimes not even with a language barrier in the place---so imagining it at a scale so much larger and astral in a way is crazy. It's like imagining what the colors look like for animals that see more colors. I have no concept of colors i can't EVER see. I agree though i think SOME humans could given time comprehend....could comprehend. We have over so many thousands of years proven that humans are able to adapt. To "get used" to things. Some things far more horrible than others. i enjoy the idea that gods watch us like tv shows and only interfere when the tv show may stop ehehe. This reminded me of holomarches god development, and the religion class i took. It's always so interesting to see how humans develop religions and how from a standpoint that gods aren't real it's easy to explain away or see how they needed to blame things on "gods"(famine/flood/petulance/richvspoor/etc). To then imagine that gods exist, but how they would have interacted to create how certain religions did start. (I'm also agnostic, and love a good lesson that many religions and schools of thoughts can teach). Time to go start designing more religions for stories again, thanks. edit3: IT IS NOT BLACK AND WHITE. IT IS GRAY. (Screaming from the top of my lungs). Labels and in some ways "metrics" and the datafication of everything has made stuff so frustrating. Because outliers do exist. and limiting to labels and just what the metrics say is AUGH. It's just what you said. ty. They are useful and helpful like you said---but they can't be the limit.

VOD gang comments - Midwestern poor meal gang, real - Spaghetti-O's, bologna sandwiches, ground beef spaghetti, chili, canned French-cut green beans (it was always French-cut)... I apparently blocked out the rest. I also hate scalloped potatoes. Square pizza & what my school called "wet burritos" were king at school.

I've not yet fully finsihed the vod or anything, u just opened the paint app- but there's already many a part I wish I'd caught live, and I wanna yap a bit (lot, lol) in appreciation n' idk, relating to the topics^^ I feel like I mention all the time that you're a kamioshi of mine- but, I do so because I use the word as justification to put to words some fragment of how my "knowing of you since your debut" here has impacted my life positively. Some sort of reason to allow saying it, I guess. I'm probably quite repetitive, I never really know how to put it into words, (clearly not succinctly-neat ones either-) but it's become important for me to try, because I don't want your effect to go unknown. It genuinely reaches my heart, the way you express yourself & speak about the boundless spectrum of life, from things youre proud of to things you've grown/are growing from, things that are what they are; times of joy and times of struggle; all the inbetweens and outliers. Reflecting on the past, experiencing the now, caring for the future... There's a lot people can overthink about, and that's why I end up being so wordy- But, I hope my & all the other Ruzaders' delight about who you are really comes across as true appreciation of you and the moments of your life that you share with us. You're impressive and inspiring in ways even the big-brain-you don't see as such. Things you say about your reflection on life have opened my mind & cleared my head in ways that've helped me healingly reflect on my own; both across these years & lastingly into the future. I'm not exaggerating, (though it probably sounds strangely dramatic due to my odd personality.) I hope we can contribute to a part of the comforting & reassuring/replenishing/healing aspects of what you've got goin on, just as your precence over these years and the echo of your thoughtful words has done for me. You're great. Imma catch what more I can of this vod before ur next stream starts, and then I'll watch the rest later! Take care, best wishes as always! OtsuRuze!

Otsuruze! Or Sleepfried. Thanks for the variety of brain food, this is a vod to be remembered for sure. Vod question: As a person who dislikes physical activity by itself, can I petition for lifting library books to be a sport...?

Alright this is about to be a fever dream of a sport, because I'm not about to consider every little detail that would go into it. A martial arts competition that ends with a legal debate. Something along the lines of "was this move even allowed and does this person disserve the win" - type of nonsense. I imagine this gets into Ace Attorney levels of entertainment for the folks watching. All martial arts, within reason, are welcome. You can bring whatever weapons you want, because all the safety measures are implemented. (we're trying to keep it PG) It's recommended that you hire a referee, or someone with experience, to represent you in the debate. Then if your team can prove that you legally won the fight - you move onto the next round - because this is actually a tournament. At the end of everything you are THE undisputed martial arts champion AND your referee is the "um actually guy" until the next tournament. Which would happen after two years. Giving enough time to go on a training arc.

Otsuruze! Thank you for the stream. My answer to the VOD question is Ruze Maze Ruze Maze is where teams must gather enough gems to enter the Ruzader dome It is a mixture of The Crystal Maze and other sports. Two teams do different types of sports to earn gems and the team with the most gems gets to enter the Ruzader dome and the other team gets eliminated, if the teams have the same amount of gems they both get to enter the Ruzader dome. In the Ruzader dome, the teams must collect red and blue gems to get a win and advance to the final, if any black gems are collected points are lost. If all the gems are collected teams get 5 minutes to collect red and blue gems. The team who advanced to the final gets a trophy. I think Ruze Maze would be a great new sport for you because you can team up with ARMIS and go against another team.

Ruze talking about existence and bringing up so much stuff and I'm like please for the love of - insert deity -, play Clair Obscure so i can hear your opinion on it cause it brings up shit like this, and no one I've watched play it talks about the story from a philosophical POV. They just talk about the characters or the combat. gaaaaaaaaah

VOD question: Biathlon, but instead of skiing and rifle shooting; you ride a horse and then shoot a bow. Personal timestamp: 2:48:08 Siegfried Axeforge name origin

Thanks for the zatsu. It was fun getting bizarrely existential for a bit and then talking about invading Germany or something I missed that part. As for a made up sport, I'm thinking of some fucked up combination of dodgeball and roller derby.

VOD question: Curling, but it’s played on a giant air hockey board so there is no friction.

Thank you for the stream ruze it’s always fun to talk philosophy As for the vod question I’m inventing a new game called beyblade where you have to buy a cool top and come play with me, all the ruzaders have to come over and play beyblade with me this weekend plz plz plz

3:01:14 wait he's fucking on to something.

48:29

Thank you for stream, Ruze New sport: Soccer Golf/Foot Golf. Like golf but with our feet as the clubs. Bonus -points if you use trick shots, bank shots, headbutt shots to get the ball in the hole

Thank you for the stream VOD Question, invent a new sport? Uhhh Golf but with tennis balls in a enclosed are, not too small though or you might just knock yourself out.