OMG HAKKA THIS IS MY FIRST ENGLISH GAME, WHERE I PLAY IT WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH

it happen to me with the first pokémon op, il like more the japanese ver than the english (spa ver is my childhood but when i hear the jap ver i feel in love)

I used to play this everyday when I was a child until my sheep died and I cried for at least 2 hours, my mom was so clueless (Hi Everykkito & Hakka!)

はいはい。お金ね。ほんと育てるの大変な赤ちゃんだなあ。今月のおこづかいね。また来月ね。はい、ばいばい

昨日wabanと秋葉で遊んだ。めちゃ楽しかったwaban日本語上手ハッカも頑張って。ハキトに会いたい

and this is my kamioshi...

you are a good boy:Hakkapat:good birb:Hakkapat: u deserve everything best of the world:Hakkapat::Hakkapat:いい子いい子:Hakkapat::Hakkilove:

OMG CUTIE LIL BROTHER:BONITA::Hakkilight:

$500n't

ya regresé, lista para verte cosechar lunas yija

He is like an Onion! Onions have layers :Stroberri:

So in US taxes are complicated on purpose because the big tax corpos 'partner' with the gov to make it difficult so you hire them! ofc this is a very simplified supa-chat version but that's the easiest way to explain it

HEWWO HAKKITOS!!! .... and hakka : 3 yehaw

grown ass man btw. anyway more okane to the goodest boy of all time

It's the yearly math test you take that has the highest stakes.

My grandpa used to play this game when he visited us in the winters, and he had THE HUGEST crush on the mayor's wife (Maria's mom) and would go out of his way to talk to her EVERY DAY. The dedication.

You get to be the first to know as my kamibirb who was (almost) a doctor. I was accepted into my psychology masters program today! One step closer to joining the hakkito doctor community

Forcibly takes you to the beach that makes you old

When we raid into another stream and the streamer asks "So what did Hakka do today?" (Hakkitos) "Uhh...."

FINE i guess you are my little pogchamp or something

Poor sweet Hakka, you've been such a good boy. Come lay your head in tia's lap :Hakkapat::Hakkapat: (is that better?)

You proclaimed yourself as my stepdad so I guess that what you are lol

man's into the wild stuff like hand holding

my mom's got all her friends over rn for their monthly bunko club meeting i'll put you on speaker i'm sure you'll catch one of em

may all your crops wither and provide no sustenance to the world populace

kinda random but: Deadpool is finally gonna be added in Marvel Rivals and Im so excited! He's my favorite character, so I can play again after SO LONG

Since I had some memory issues in high school, the combination locks were TORTURE:Hakkitears:

If you stand at the Geographic North Pole, every direction you face is south. Also there are three north poles (depending on the definition you use).

Just know that if the sun is rising in the west, you're probably on Venus. (It rotates backwards)

Just remember "Never Eat Soggy Waffles" North, East, South, West, clockwise! It's what I tell myself all the time trying to remember East from West