Objection your honor, it sounds bomb. I will eat that.

bet- oh you were jk? oops

I want my fortune read gas station man

felt

aight bet

I got immediately asked if that was me. SOMEHOW that was not me. But honestly might as well have been

Souprise Confession time: Before I met my husband, I had a huge crush on my best friend. I would be her practice patient for PT and would flirt with her when she had to touch me. She came out of the closet recently and I wonder if I had a chance.

life savings...got it...

I am genuinely scared to watch this stream🥹

Our Company does in fact approve of ISP CRUNCH!

yall sell hot dogs here :tbh:

Shout out to Uncle Larry being there for our confessions :tbh:

I would like a Memba Chips and Zade bday card…

Thank you Ruze blink well 🙌🥳

contributing to the development of the new cardboard Ruzader city (my last $5)

my other kidney for your ants anime man

Escalators are TERRIFYING. I saw my parents and my brother fall off 2 floors onto of each other cause something got caught into the Escalator.

My mom opened my mail unprompted literally one time my entire life and it was a similar item so yippee. Happened like 5 years ago, haunts me daily

confession: i always eat cheese with my chocolate

sold my kidney for this soup actually--

if you or a loved one has pickles disease, you may be entitled to compensation-

Used deoderant comes with free floss, its economic. you're welcome.

As a former gas station cashier, I did NOT had anyone confession anything to me like this. Why did you think this was a good idea, dude...? :wut:

asking the audience, was I read yet? if so, how bad was the reaction? also, fokkin hell, spelled like a pro, Ruze. that rap career will take off.

He's gone, quick, grab everything and run

Do you have anything in here that can save us from the shame we're about to feel 💀

I believe Zepyr's has a 7 minute grace period I'm sure you wont take the point

Byyyyeeeeeee

THIS IS A STICK UP! PUT ALL THE RUZADERS IN THE BAG! 🥷🏽