Sayojira Thank you for the stream

thanks for the stream and welcome back :3 hope you're able to sleep tonight sayojira

Timestamps 2:00:09 Jira's reaction speed test: *_[Intro]_* 6:27 GAO Konnijira 6:54 EXP boost ran out 8:04 Hi! I'm back from my trip! It was a good trip 9:53 Jira picks Vi on the off-chance she has to queue for JG 10:41 650-130= ...520! 11:32 yawn 11:51 I was hoping this trip would fix my sleep, it hasn't gotten better or worse 14:09 Jira tenshi tensai 15:25 Headpats 15:30 "You're everything" I'm everything, everywhere, all at once. I wanna watch that movie 15:45 Finished Chou Kaguyahime on the trip, it was pretty and colorful The story was.. a story. 16:38 I'M MID?! *_[League of Legends]_* 16:50 *_[Game 1]_* 17:31 "I still remember his laugh" Who's he? You're my wife. 18:54 Shaco kill steal 20:38 Ahri1 21:02 Who needs CS when you can farm champs? 22:45 Ahri2 23:42 Jikama she's so low finish her!! Good job Jikama! 25:19 Ahri3 25:52 Chicken bone dog story: Jira went on a trip with her brother and sister, they stayed at her brother's friend's house ┠26:40 One second Jikama I got business. ┠27:07 Brosaki's been friends with him since childhood and Jira and Sisaki never knew he had a dog ┠27:30 When we arrived the friend was still at work and just gave Brosaki the keys ┠27:58 Brother was so nonchalantly in disbelief that we didn't know they had a dog ┠28:39 We had to be careful because the dog eats everything. The last time my brother was here the dog ate his razor blade ┠29:56 Early in the trip we ordered fried chicken. I kept my bones on the table. These are big bones and the dog is like 6KG small ┠30:57 Ahri4 ┠31:09 The dog was begging for food, my brother ended up giving him some ┠31:23 You're not supposed to feed dogs human food, it's always going to want to eat human food ┠32:35 The dog wanted more and jumps and grabs a chicken bone. Dog cannot eat chicken bones, it could splinter inside them ┠34:02 The dog swallowed it whole, how did it even fit without choking?! It took 3 seconds to swallow it! ┠35:09 At this point the friend came back and is taking a shower. Jira's freaking out about the dog and telling her brother about it ┠36:16 Brother said "Did you ask ChatGPT?" So I asked ChatGPT and showed him and he was like "Oh." ┠37:00 He was still skeptical and does his own ChatGPT research before getting up and telling his friend ┠37:37 Brosaki believed ChatGPT over Jira ┠39:25 The friend was nonchalant but concerned ┠41:41 We're waiting for him to get out of the shower ┠42:03 He checks on the dog and he looks normal ┠42:40 This was around midnight, he'd need to call the emergency line. He wanted to wait until morning to go to the vet ┗43:19 If it was me I'd have gone to the vet ASAP 44:54 *_[Game 2]_* Hecking chicken bone dog 45:39 Chicken bone dog story continued: Brother calls the emergency, the vet needs an X-ray and would cost 100,000 (70~ USD) ┠47:16 70 is expensive?! In America an emergency X-ray was 550 USD ┠48:50 Jira offered to pay but friend refused ┠49:23 I found out then about dog eating the razor blade. Friend didn't take the dog to the vet then either ┠50:12 They never found the razor, it could still be inside him ┠50:40 Am I weird one? ┠50:56 We ended up not going to the vet and the dog's fine. The friend was later telling a story about his Grandfather's dog died choking on a bone. "I'm glad my dog is still alive" ┠51:48 Sona kill ┠52:30 "They should be banned from dogs" They do take care of their dog well ┠52:56 I saw a TikTok.. that's the only thing I say ┠53:17 TikTok study: The more times you go to the vet, the sooner they pass away ┠54:20 I'm a conspiracy theorist. I wouldn't be surprised if the pet industry was nefarious ┠54:47 If you're taking your pet to the vet often it probably has health issues ┗57:13 The dog's fine. That dog just has a stomach of steel 58:24 This is Swiftplay.. this is not Ranked... what's the point.. 1:00:32 *_[Game 3]_* Dinner and Dubai cookies 1:04:17 Best MF skin is Prestige Covenant I'm accepting no further questions 1:04:53 Get this brat! 1:05:38 "Battle Bunny MF" That's a good skin but not the best 1:06:51 Sona kill 1:09:36 I need to either yap or play the game. If I do both neither is coherent 1:09:55 That dog was a core memory of the trip. I was panicking ┠1:10:49 The trip was just eating a lot of good food, I didn't go outside most of the time ┠1:11:05 I hoped this trip would fix my insomnia but I was still waking up every 2 hours ┠1:11:34 When we go out it's dinner time so we'd eat and go back home ┠1:12:01 I also met a couple of friends on the trip ┗1:12:16 The food was so food, I'll show you the pictures tomorrow. I had the most amazing custard pudding from a yakitori restaurant. Next time I'm ordering 8 servings of that pudding 1:14:00 I only leveled up 1 time!! 1:14:56 Jira ate a lot of pork 삼겹살 and had 돼지갈비 for the first time. Jira's friends have been recommending it 1:15:57 She had 두쫀쿠(Dubai chewy cookie) for the first time. Jira liked it a lot ┗1:16:19 I like Dubai choco in general, the outside was more like 찹쌀 instead of marshmallow 1:17:11 *_[Game 4]_* Morning walks 1:17:21 I'm Nami mid. 1:17:41 Oh my GAO 1:18:18 Since we didn't eat the cookies right away it was in freezer and we microwaved it the next day. I want to try a fresh one 1:19:27 Why am I getting mid lane on the JP server?! 1:20:14 Nami1 1:21:52 Nami2 1:23:06 It's a good thing I'm forced to play norms, I need to research the patch 1:24:37 The enemy knows I'm the biggest threat. 1:25:40 Vex in 20 seconds, you will die. 1:26:40 Nami3. Nice wombo! 1:27:19 I wanted my sleeping schedule to be fixed, it's not fixed. ┠1:27:36 Manesan was stressing me out, I let them know I wouldn't be available and he's telling me to take walks ┠1:28:22 Manesan said to go on morning walks さんぽ. Since I'm lacking Vitamin D and haven't been working out it's making it hard to sleep ┠1:29:13 I was getting so stressed, I can't take the walk right now I'm with my family on a trip! ┗1:30:07 They want me to walk at 11am but I'm either streaming or sleeping then. Any later would be too late for a morning walk 1:32:23 *_[Game 5]_* JP trip and Snacks 1:33:32 I appreciate Manesan but he was so persistent ┠1:34:40 End of February-Early March Jira will be on JP trip (Likely but not confirmed) ┠1:36:58 Sona doublekill ┠1:38:44 This JP trip will be short, she's going with Sisaki ┠1:40:15 Is it safe? It wasn't safe. ┠1:41:13 Jira wants the fruit-shaped ice cream from the JP konbini ┠1:41:55 Brosaki tried the pork-belly ice cream, I wanna try it too. it's strawberry milk flavored not raw pork flavored don't worry! ┠1:42:54 The enemy team hates me. ┠1:43:05 Cheap wards. ┗1:44:11 Jira will get her snacks when Sisaki and her friends come visit 1:46:40 Don't talk about my ult. *_[Reaction Speed Test]_* 1:47:16 Human benchmark test: 1:50:01 Jira's reaction test: 177ms 1:51:26 Jira had a friend who'd make fun of her normal reaction speed. Their's would be in the 80s 1:53:27 They're not an FPS player they're League Challenger 1:55:04 "They tried to predicting it" That's a high ELO thing to do. 1:55:58 Jira's reaction test: 2:00:09 4ms 2:00:57 This is a typical Tuesday for me! 2:07:31 167ms 2:14:16 sad kaiju noises 2:15:18 I'm satisfied, this is the last one (for today) *_[Outro]_* 2:15:50 Thank you for watching! 2:16:16 See you tomorrow for more League of Legends! 2:16:39 Sayojira good night! 2:17:02 I hope I can get sleep I'm dying 2:17:40 Jira kowai desu grrr