Happy birthday! I'm so happy to have found you and the Bettelion this year. I always have a lot of fun watching you unravel in real time. (And my 40s have been great so far, I'm finally happy with who I am, no fucks given, it's glorious.)

Hi Bettel! You told me on my birthday to tell you how being 30 goes when yours comes around: you still have bills to pay, your bones creak ominously like a tree battling the wind, but being alive is nice and there's more fun stuff to experience. Happy birthday-week.

peepy fund

Welcome Back Hakka

You should look at the Big Into Energy Labubus, there is one called Luck that is very you colored!

have u seen that gir/invader zim is making a comeback. i had a student ask me if i knew what it even was and i had 2 be like dear child u have no idea the lore u just unlocked

Legend has it when you turn 30 you get the DLC update that nerfs your character stats... AND you get your back blown out FOR FREE!

as someone who will be FOURTY next year, I get people who are surprised I have kids and am not in my late 20s. when asked why they say cause I have so much energy still ┐('～`;)┌

don't forget that your brain will start to deteriorate in volume and function in your 30s !!!! 👍

may your old man knees stay limber for many years to come

Hi there, as a Vestie, I am obligated to tell you that at 30, you have the potential to change your class to Wizard! Congratulations! Pick your first spells wisely!

Bettel, here's some birthday money. I won't need it anymore, because apparently I'm already dead due to old age.

hagvis hagtel finally joining the ranks i see

Yo betterman, I got some neat news. I love to tell facts and all of that nonsense. But now I got my degree in that. This Icy lady graduated and you help me through it, thanks boss.

Peepy and ouioui funds

Happy 30th B-Day, Generational Backpain! I’m baking chocolate chip loaf bread to celebrate! What kind of nut toppings you want?

Your 20’s are for mental anguish and treating your body horribly, your 30’s are for repairing the damage and chilling tf out/getting happier (in my experience as a 32-33 yr old)

please look up 'internal ouioui' to bear witness to god's creation, also eepy

We should all get together and compare the size of our peepys and ouiouis

internal ouioui literally came from ur mind palace

i zoned out and then back in am i having a stroke

gavis bettel what is this about peepee and weewee?

There's actually a family tree for Peepy's. It goes peeoui, oui oui, peepy. Oui Oui has gacha!

Thank you Mr, Gavin Beetle for accompanying my post shift endless silverware rolling. I am doing a HaHa thanks to you. Succlet is wild also

cluck cluck

i think you've might have talked about it, but you heard of fugglers?

hi

I'd like to apologize for my outburst earlier. Radio contest fell through.

you have to take a phone call. if you dont, you end up with DEBILIATING stomach pain

you should consider becoming pope in 40 years, theres nothing funnier than a jester becoming pope