Instead of Android 18, I like to think Gold Ship is the one who kicked Jurard and broke his arm.

Not too long ago, I didn't think much of Urara, I didn't had a special connection, I did feel sad after Arima Kinen, I do resonate with her struggles. But few days ago, it changed. I did my second Run with Haru Urara, we managed to make it past Arima Kinen, but it didn't look pretty, I had to use all watches on Elm Stakes (8th race, I believe), because Urara was constantly getting boxed. And we were entering URA qualifiers with stats of B,D,C+,E+ and D. In other words, we were cooked. Im entering the qualifiers as 7th favourite. Urara prevailed, winning by 1/2 length. We then entered Ura Semifinals, once again as a 7th favourite. By a mistake, I click show results, risking a very anticlimactic end to Urara' career, but there she goes, getting gold again. We enter finalee with stats of B+,D+,B,D, and D+..... 8th favourite. I do a peptalk: "Haru, you managed to show everyone, that you mean business, nobody will be dissapointed if you lose now, your strength is well known... But if there is still something you haven't shown to everyone yet, don't hesitate to show it. Have fun, I'll see you at the finish line." The race starts, Haru is poping her skills like hell, making it so that she can keep up with other racers, at the last curve, I see as Ines Fujin and Maruzensky are getting ahead of the rest, about 300 meters away from the finnish line, the camera starts to lose sight of everyone other than these 2, the last thing I see Urara do before she's not in the camera's view, is her activating Turbo Sprint. 200 meters... 100 meters... I think to myself "We had a good run". But I kid you not, right as Maruzensky and Ines Fujin were to finish the last 10 or so meters of the race, HARU BURSTS INTO THE CAMERA VIEW, AT A SPEED THAT IS ATLEAST THRICE AS FAST AS MARUZENSKY AND INES FUJIN, CROSSES THE FINISH LINE BEFORE I CAN REACT, STEALING WHAT SEEMED TO BE A PHOTO FINISH FROM THE OTHER TWO!!! I sit there in front of my screen, my mouth gaping in silence for about 20-30 seconds. After getting into the placing screen I see an info from Tazuna saying: "Your trainee has prevailed against skilled opponents. A truly splendid victory!" Which I haven't seen ever before xD And thus, a succesful Haru Urara career run ends. Leaving me with a URA Finalee Champion that barely managed to get a B score, and a ton of new found appreciation for that little pink thing :').... At that point I was cursing the fact, that I wasn't a streamer xD HOLY YAPATHON!

3:15:20 GOMEN JURARD I didn’t know about the ear lore until AFTER I made ears, tehe forgive me dayo

Not surprised that Golshi broke him, since she broke most trainers

[Some Time-Stamps] 5:00 Start & having connection issues 7:30 Armis guest appearance in Liz's 3D & support all of HoloJustice 3D 10:40 Get hyped for HoloStars EN 3D Live 12:30 / 13:30 Bro started jorkin' it! 21:15 T - Pose 24:30 3D is a must for Umamusume stream 27:50 Fixed the issues 29:15 Talking abt Mindset & Goldship irl 32:25 Golshi behavior is genetic 34:50 Jurard the horse whisperer 36:12 Golshi & his son fanfiction 42:00 GameScreen 47:28 Scout gacha time 49:45 Bro went down on his knees 52:00 Trying his luck with single pull 55:12 🐋 time 56:54 He did it! Curren Chan is here! 1:00:26 Jurard jinxing himself with Golshi 1:02:50 Unlocked Golshi Red Strife outfit 1:07:15 Cute Armis is just in Liz's daydream 01:10:12 Golshi is an end closer 1:13:20 Mejiro McQueen is Golshi's granpa irl 1:28:00 Start Goldship career 2:03:20 Junior Make Debut ft Jurard carrying Golshi 2:31:13 Junior Maiden Race 2:55:15 G1 Hopeful Stakes 2:58:08 First dropkick & Endless Dream!! Concert 3:15:10 Jurard realized he's a female horse all along 3:35:25 G1 Satsuki Sho 3:38:13 Another dropkick & Winning the Soul Concert 4:14:30 G1 Kikuka Sho 4:19:40 Retry 4:24:12 Retry 4:28:45 Retry 4:32:10 Career failed 4:35:40 Golshi broke him 4:40:20 Had a migraine, stop here for today

the thumbnail is literally what Gold Ship's trainer asked before the 1 billion yen incident

Waiting for the Jurard x Super Creek run... cinema in the making

The goddamned luck to get Curren Chan... So jealous, man😢

Thanks for the stream and please rest well

I'm pretty sure the God ship Golshi has a coinflip in each race where she decides If she wants to win or not. If she does, she WILL get first, no matter what.

BRING URARA TO URA FINALE

56:18 another it's a joke again

Rex streams - i watch. Simple as.

4:36:01 You're going to the glue factory for those words, young man

I loved every second of that banchou. Way to goo. You're my favorite uma 😂😂😂😂 💖 otsuuu

Main issue was the injury gambles to try and get away with failing training gambles, choosing the second option for that gamble of a 0% reduction and then landing on the -20 energy, -10 attributes and -3 mood, instead of taking a loss of only -5 energy and -1 mood with the first option.

you forgot to pet the picture of the pretty derby, thus the prolong suffering till ya got it lol.

My Golshi run was so smooth, no restrictions. Idk how I got a smooth run with her but it worked XD.

2:03:25

Thank you for the stream. Golshi is too powerful that she broke you. May you recover from psychic damage soon. Otsukarex

Thank you Jurard