no you

hmph

you're beautiful and gorgeous and all, hmph

pfft

I wont date anymore cause female canines are not excrement (bitches aint shit)

ill go to sleep, just so you know, ill put some heartbeat asmr and imagine im sleeping on your badonkers cause i can, so hold me tight. Have a fun stream cutie pie, love youuuuuuu :Heart:

vintage oshi confirmed bois, take out the vinyls and black and white telenovelas

In my line of work you see a lot of people like that, those bastard dont deserve sympaty, scream for help if you need to, take care of yourself, lots of disgusting people out there

guuuuuuuuuuuuurl i forgot to show you when i had long hair, check it out and die of envy

Excuse me, ill go get drunk real quick, ill be back in 2 minutes.

he followed her ass and left me alone in a city i didnt know at all, with no money or vehicle, 200km away from home... interesting experience indeed...

let me tell you another one: i was 18, best friend was 17, needs someone over 18 so he can travel and see her distance relationship, i go with him so he can see his girl, we arrive, we meet with her, her turns around and says,"see you tomorrow at home", leaves me alone.

Get this shit: girl from my class, stays at home, decides on her own to "expend the nigth with me cause of storm", cuddles and snuggles on my neck, both arms around me, im scared shitless, next morning leaves on a cab, text me later "you were kinda weird last night" HOW

once i was told "you are nice, but, you look like a ghost" someone else being SUPER PALE and not being able to get any color cause sun only burns you and turns you red? PLEASE HELP

Sometimes genes fuck you up, didnt matter how much i worked out, couldnt lose the beer belly my dad bequeathed to me :Cry:

Same here, never got i girl myself, few girlfriend i had did all the work, cause im useless

headpats and heartbeats sounds, imagine myself sleeping on tibbies again, aaah man...good times... guess ill cry *cries in single

i think she wants us to make those asmr famous

im a prison warden, mister inmate was being a pain on the butt, tried to calm him down, didnt work, punched, then we cuffed him and used him as a soccer ball :Heart:

actually, the second time, you shoulda let him buy you a boba lol. nothing bad woulda happened and maybe you might have a friend from a funny story

like I've said, my passive rizz is good but my active rizz sucks. it's always girls who pursued me, my pursuing didn't work. my wife also chased me

I'm going to Bocchi the Rock! collab Cafe this afternoon, so I may not be able to watch stream. Should I order something for Scarle?

pinku~

One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I took the SS Anne over to Kanto. I needed a new Gastly for my team. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Next time a guy pressures you to give your number, do the old trick and give them the number to a movie theater for movie times or to a restaurant to order take out. :Devil::Devil:

I really gotta be honest. The way women talk about men online has made me extremely paranoid about approaching any. Annoys the hell out of me because women where I am have annoyingly high standards.

lesson for our GoobaMon Master can't have love without a little worry. shows how much ya love and care. ya worry for us out of love, we do the same

im playing modded BG3 scarle even though I loth the emperor I can't stand vlakiith at all both can get bent

Why are y'all talking about the scam called love I've never seen or felt it in real life therefore it must be fake.

I keep misplacing my money. Have you seen it?