well too damn bad

:AAA::FERAL::UEUE::KITH:bibibi

*breakdances infront of your door* :UEUE:

Bubble Guts but it's fizzy carbonation :WHEEZE:

LOOK OVER THERE! *sneaky birb smooch* :WUB:

Coziest choccy for the Goobie we wub so mush~ ☕🤍

How bout now

Paprikash: Get a pot or dutch oven. Pan sear 8 chicken thighs, don't cook all the way and remove. Dice two ovens, cook chicky juices. Remove from heat. Add 1/4 coup of paprika, don't burn. Add chicken stock. Cook for 45 min.

All Aiadmirer! You are required to give goobie a hug, headpats, and at least one compliment! We need to show our wub for our Oshi! I’ll start, Goobie! Sending a hug your way! And Headpats, you’re doing an excellent job… wub!

Ok, guess it's scented air for lunch again 😞

Using a gas stove, boil water to cook Mie goreng noodles, l cook spam In a pan to preferred crispy, remove noodles from water, add to a type of wrap (tortilla preferable). A meal fit for the field

yellow supa

Can’t afford Aka but I can send yellow

Im late but coworkers have tried to steal this recipe. Crab Rangoon Hawaiian rolls. Cream cheese, crab, honey, butter, mozzarella, grn onions mixed wthi spices stuffed into top cut Hawaiian rolls

🚬😤 ahh, that's much better. Thanks goob I needed my fix for today. Here have headpats for being cute and smart and having the phattest bum🫳🫳🫳

[shakily hands over lunch money while secretly savoring the hit 🚬]

Why must you deny our multi-purpose hole it's purpose

You want the gumbo recipe? It's easier than you'd think cuz I cheat a little.

My recipe for tasty onion: Take onion, dislocate jaw, insert onion into mouth, swallow whole. O N Y O N

I'm tweaking out. I want the world to know. I got to let it show :AIADMIRER:

Goobie deserves a cut of the money she saved! :BURN:

I would love to give our goob a big hug, and remind her for the umpteeth time that she is cherished and perfectly cute, and kind of cool too...

But it is still a life.

*stepping out from the dark alley* Hey, you kids want some supas? I got green, pink, and red for you. First ones free.

sorry, that made me wanna take another supa hit 🚬😤

She's gone... [takes a hit to cope]

yes be strict with me please(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

🫄

NO ONE'S TRAINING

here's my supa offer to buy your costo hot dog 🌭